The Burning Dog Advisory Notice

[cryptix]

burning dogs - don't pet them.

figured I would add a post to the rest of the retarded shit on here. can't flush em, so join em.

-cryptix-

 

[Instrumentalist]

INDUBITABLY

 

[Deliguy]

you should try being crazy, its insane.

 

[Enigmabomb]

They used to burn dogs for fun back in the day, so it kind of is sensical.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I thought this was about an offshoot of burning man or something.

 

[shopdeal]

A stranger is standing nearby. Their dog is BURNING, and so is your child. The stranger will only be able to save one.

Which should they save? If your answer isn't consistent with the other poll, please explain why in the comments.

Had to do it