The Freedom Tray - Speechless...
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I assume you are being sarcastic but you are obviously not a woman whose had her purse on the front seat that, when you hit your breaks suddenly or take a fast curve crap goes flying everywhere. I'm talking like 25 little items rolling on the floor mats, in the getting lost in seat grooves, under the seat where you will never see it again... that tray looks appealing. And they didn't really even angle it that way.
They have a nice set of use cases. I wouldn't use it in the car, but at the beach it would be awesome (we've got a really stony beach).
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not either, but if not is this really the solution you were looking for..... maybe a zipper or a button...? (that right there would reduce your 25 items sprawled out everywhere on the floor to just picking your purse back up, right?)
Exactly, LOL. This is hilarious. :usa:
If you need a tray with a sides and fucking harness on the top to carry your fries and drink around, you probably need to go on a diet, you greedy fuck.
Also, Re: "Made in America" + color scheme - this just screams "Lovingly handcrafted by inmates of your local state penitentiary"
I love the way the food in the product shots is all junk food. They clearly know their market.
Also, Re: "Made in America" + color scheme - this just screams "Lovingly handcrafted by inmates of your local state penitentiary"
I love the way the food in the product shots is all junk food. They clearly know their market.
No, that's ridiculous.... If you order right now.... each family member gets their very own Freedom Tray!
You'd hope so, wouldn't you?
But if you examine the product photos, they are clearly advocating a 1 tray per person policy.
WTF is this? TV trays have been around since the 70s. Does it have GPS to guide you to the nearest Burger King or at least a FM radio? Oh wait, it is deeper than a regular tray so you can fit your 3 fuckin big gulps in it so on the first big curve you can make a Lake Nacho.
20 bucks, it'll take about a week for the kids to break it.
20 bucks, it'll take about a week for the kids to break it.
Hahahaha Thats so funny. You mentioned tv trays being out since the 70's. I rmember when we were little ( early 80s ) we could go into a Kmart or Zayre's and they would have like diners inside them. And you could order your food and pay an extra buck to get the pepsi, coke or dr pepper tv trays.
Sorry just a flashback..lmao
Sorry just a flashback..lmao
Hehe, exactly what I was thinking. Although I though:
"Lovingly handcrafted by inmates of Chinese Slave labor prisons, asembled by your kind and caring local state penitentiary"
