The "I'll Just Wear Yoga Pants No Matter What I Look Like" epidemic

[thehobbster]

Cupcakes, duck faces, fake mustache pics, yoga pants. Don't worry guys, in 6 months they'll all be into something else equally as stupid...

Dude, tights and rain boots anytime it 'might' rain hasn't gone away for almost a decade now. A pestilence is upon us.

 

[Jimmy Clayton]

Cupcakes, duck faces, fake mustache pics, yoga pants. Don't worry guys, in 6 months they'll all be into something else equally as stupid...

Hey man, I hope you're not calling Cupcakes stupid.

I fuckin' love cupcakes...

Especially with sprinkles.

 

[dmnEPC]

What bothers me the most are the girls that think it's ok to wear old, ratty, and discolored yoga pants out in public. Gross.

Sorry to break it to ya, but those are "period" pants you're describing. Be a good opportunity to get your "red wings"

 

[efeezy]

Hey, one day it might be the fad for dudes to just stroll around town in their speedos, but I've got enough sense to know that chicks don't want to see my skinny ass rockin a leopard print thong. (Sorry Jared).

 

[dmnEPC]

Hey, one day it might be the fad for dudes to just stroll around town in their speedos, but I've got enough sense to know that chicks don't want to see my skinny ass rockin a leopard print thong. (Sorry Jared).

Pix please

 

[efeezy]

Pix please

If you insist.

 

[Moxie]

If you don't have an absolut perfect body, do not bother wearing them!

The majority of women in public that typical guys find to look attractive in yoga pants aren't going to have an "absolut perfect body", but I guess standards are different here at the gay webmaster forum.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[Fiver]

Meet the 1 percent.

 

[Cygnus]

I do yoga once a week to ensure optimal flexibility on my lifting days...maybe 5% of the women that wear yoga pants should. They probably feel the same way about me, but I just can't connect to the universe without a hickory farms smoked sausage taped to my thigh while wearing two sizes too small lululemons.

 

[dsm56]

The mistake is probably with us guys.

We don't tell these women they are fucking ugly and fat.

In fact, I recon most beta idiots tell these fat women that they're so beautiful.

If we were honest this would not be a problem.

 

[fixie]

Is it bad that I would still hit this one?

Looking thick, solid, tight.

You are not alone bro

 

[mattfca]

if i can go out wearing my duck commander gear, a fat girl should be able to go out wearing yoga pants. I just wont look, more than once.

 

[Michael_]

This thread needs more of this:

 

[JohnCJackson]

Fortunately, I seem to live in a land going through a squats epidemic. Not too many flat asses around. Some fat asses, yes- but more of the just slightly on the other side of thick variety, not the sloppy and gross variety.

 

[BlueYonder]

Women everywhere: Put on a fucking dress or skirt and try to look like a lady for a change.

Thou must wear a skirt or modest feminine attire at all times. Even in yoga class.

Clear advice from Reverend Fiver to ladies everywhere. :moon:

 

[BrandonSI]

lol, solid point.

Though its a give take situation, there is some nice ass out there.

 

[RAZE1]

Positives outweigh the negatives when it comes to yoga pants imo, at least where I live. They can make average ass looks better than average and they show off pukka ass perfectly... I don't look at fat scruffs to begin with so I'm not gonna notice their pants.

 

[richcookies]

The mistake is probably with us guys.

We don't tell these women they are fucking ugly and fat.

In fact, I recon most beta idiots tell these fat women that they're so beautiful.

If we were honest this would not be a problem.

Don't forget beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder. A look at any good restaurant would confirm that.

I have a friend with an ugly and fat wife, and he thinks she's incredibly beautiful. To keep things going I agreed with him. Go Figure!

 

[Instrumentalist]