The new #1 Internet Marketer: John Boehner?

[lukep]

As a sad reminder that I used to vote repugnican before I stopped voting, I just noticed in an old inbox today that I'm still on the NRCC mailing list, now penned by none other than Repug #1, John Boehner.

These days they use their mailing list a little differently. Back when Dubya used this list, he'd try to rally our spirits to get others to vote.

Now look at the motherfucking shit that Boeners doing with it today:

I feel like I've just been gamed. :321:

Not one single word about voting, an issue, or what the money would be used for... Just Give Give Give. Wow.

All you email marketers; There is something to learn here!
(And for all you repugs, too.)

 

[Moxie]

Dear Supporter,

Sup? I've been doing this politician thing now for 20+ years. I voted for the bailout and voted to help Bush double the national debt. Yeah, we spent a lot of your monies.

U mad? Send us more money so we can fix the problem. We promise.

Sincerely,

John Boehner

P.S. I'm going golfing today. Did you know I play over a hundred rounds a year?

 

[secretagentdad]

His name reads like boner.

 

[dreamache]

I'd rather be a "repug" than a "demorat"

Though this doesn't much differ from Obama's $30k dinner plate fund raiser.

 

[lukep]

I'd rather be a "repug" than a "demorat"

I never doubted that about you for a second...



PS: Demorats suck just as badly. All politicians are useless and literally corrupt.

PPS: Moxie that was pretty lulzy. +Rep.
PPSS: Fuck I've given out too much Rep... Next time Moxie... Next time.

 

[dreamache]

PS: Demorats suck just as badly. All politicians are useless and literally corrupt.

I agree they both equally suck, but at least republicans have always been known to be more pro-business. Assuming you're in business for yourself (most of us are), that should mean something.

If I were ever forced to choose a side, it'd definitely be republican for that fact alone.

 

[lukep]

Assuming you're in business for yourself (most of us are), it makes absolutely 0 sense to equate democrats and republicans as both equally sucking. At least republicans are known to be more pro-business...

If things were like we were told they are, I'd agree. But there is NOTHING going on in Washington but Bread and Circuses... Nothing at all but what the Corporations want you to know.

For all we know Nancy Pelosi is 1000 times as conservative and ruthless as this Boner guy is in real life! He could be a flaming ladyboy at night but a good actor for his bosses.

 

[cL0ckwork_Red]

I agree they both equally suck, but at least republicans have always been known to be more pro-business.

In the same vein, at least the Democrats don't shove statues of the virgin Mary down my throat and tell me Super Mario is going to turn me into a murderer.

 

[papajohn56]

In the same vein, at least the Democrats don't shove statues of the virgin Mary down my throat

Neither do Republicans, because most of the evangelicals you're talking about are protestants, and think statues of Mary are "THE DEVIL" and "STATUE WORSHIP".

 

[DocApocalypto]

FUCK CRYBABY PINK-TIE ESTABLISHMENT BOEHNER

SAVAGE FOR PRESIDENT
http://www.trn1.com/uploads/automp3/savage/Savage_06-29-2011_FULL.mp3

 

[hellblazer]

P.S. I'm going golfing today. Did you know I play over a hundred rounds a year?

Hilarious, you're really gonna play the golf angle? Why don't you rustle up some stats on how many rounds Obama's played while this nation is burning to the ground?

 

[Moxie]

Hilarious, you're really gonna play the golf angle? Why don't you rustle up some stats on how many rounds Obama's played while this nation is burning to the ground?

"Hey Boehner, it's him! The guy who thinks we are complete opposites and who was shocked you didn't shut down the government!"

 

[Moxie]

whoa, look at President Ford with the pink shirt and flower pants :

 

[Eldarion]

Sounds more like letters i used to get from world vision

 

[lukep]

I used to (A long time ago) be a member of the planetary society until this plague hit them too.

Face it fellas, things that look like Public Charity is where the real money is on Email Marketing... Anyone in charge of the email list for any real or perceived real cause is the future of all email marketing money-grabbing.

Fuckers.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

As a sad reminder that I used to vote repugnican before I stopped voting, I just noticed in an old inbox today that I'm still on the NRCC mailing list, now penned by none other than Repug #1, John Boehner.

These days they use their mailing list a little differently. Back when Dubya used this list, he'd try to rally our spirits to get others to vote.

Now look at the motherfucking shit that Boeners doing with it today:

I feel like I've just been gamed. :321:

Not one single word about voting, an issue, or what the money would be used for... Just Give Give Give. Wow.

All you email marketers; There is something to learn here!
(And for all you repugs, too.)

Thanks for the reminder! Missed this email. Just sent them a few hundred bucks.

 

[lukep]

Thanks for the reminder! Missed this email. Just sent them a few hundred bucks.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Troll much?