The Official Laugh At Google Search Results Thread

[Staccs]

Yeah, I don't think Google worries about their own SEO bros.

 

[rish3]

Search for: squirt

Fun times for your 8 year old that likes grapefruit soda.

 

[rish3]

Search for: buy oxycontin

#2 is a legit Vinyard in Oregon

LSI gone wild? I suppose they're both depressants.

#4 is a page about a Actuarial conference at math.osu.edu

 

[rish3]

Search for: mexico pharmacy

#6 is a review of a "Christian Movie" that is neither about Mexico, or pharmacies, and neither word is on the page.

 

[ayzo]

The top 10 AND top 100 for "payday loans online" earlier was entirely high pr profile pages. Not lead-gen sites ranked using high pr profile pages, but the profile pages themselves.

Keep your eyes off of Rebecca Carmack, she's mine.

 

[Incantation]

Point taken on Google not ranking for "search engine".

Still, they have Dogpile in first spot (122k links OSE). Then you have Ask (678k links), Bing (4m links) and Yahoo (27m links).

Ask, Bing and Yahoo all on page 2.

 

[LBorbit]

type in "zerg rush"

unrelated to algo but cool nonetheless

 

[ayzo]

searching for fibromyalgia relief returns this site:

Pros and Cons of Breast Implants

 

[Ishmael]

If you think Google.com results are bad, look at Google.de

Abandoned sites with 2-3 posts and standard WP theme are dominating major keywords. The G is seriously promoting Adwords!!!

 

[amateursurgeon]

 

[aproxaday]

"zerg rush"

1. Check out #1
2. Close eyes for 15 secs
3. Open eyes

 

[Premier Plugins]

Lol @ Google.

For being one of the biggest companies on the plant, this is pretty laughable that they'd do this to their own service.

 

[Engineer]

what kind of idiot would search "search engine" through a search engine?

 

[zingo]

long shaft

Searches related to long shaft
long shaft outboard
long shaft mud motor
long shaft on short transom
long shaft outboard for sale
long shaft propeller
long shaft sale
long shaft drivers
alexis love rides a long shaft



or
finger it

lolz

 

[Incantation]

what kind of idiot would search "search engine" through a search engine?

Maybe people that are sick of their shitty results. How typical that they then send people on to Dogpile.

Search engine gets 135k, search engines gets 368k. Plenty of searches for the foreign spellings as well.

 

[NickRac]

"balls deep"

Index of /

another empty directory ranking page 1

 

[Tedel]

The G is seriously promoting Adwords!!!

nah... I'd say they are burying their own grave. People will get sick of them sooner or later. If they go on this way, webmasters will get sick of them way sooner than later.

what kind of idiot would search "search engine" through a search engine?

lol... A computer sciences student looking for a formal defiinition on Wikipedia, or something like that? :thumbsup: