The Question Everyone Else Was Scared To Ask



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Yea, she's going with me punk. So unless you want to go a round of fistycuffs with me, you better back off...



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Wow feels like prom. Except I was a horrible geek at prom and I stayed home reading "Watership Down" lmao

No boys, all jokes aside I can't set foot in the US since 2007. I want pics though, pics with cones.
 
matt's gonna lose his virginity at ASW.

anyone wanna take some bets he does or doesn't?
I will bet he doesn't. From what I remember of badger ball, Matt went into the bathroom with some Australian guy and came out about 10 minutes later saying his ass hurt.
 
So I was going to try and make a little quip about Breaking Bad and Babygotbacklink and add it to the tags, but no matter how I tried to join the two titles, it sounded like a porno.

Breaking Babygotbacklink
Breaking Baby Bad
Bad Babygotbacklink

now all I can think about are spoons.
 
I will bet he doesn't. From what I remember of badger ball, Matt went into the bathroom with some Australian guy and came out about 10 minutes later saying his ass hurt.

I actually meant his anal virginity, but looks like that cherry is popped!