The TRUTH IS OUT! - Lee and Jon are brothers!

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ltn1dr

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A2-Blog.com said:
Have you ever wondered why the infamous AO Jon of (WickedFire.com) has never disclosed his last name? Well, we here at A2 Network decided that it was high time the public knew more about this “Jon” character, also known as “AOJon” and “Mook-Jon”. After a series of interviews and research, we made a startling discovery — Jon and Lee Dodd are brothers!

How did that come to be, you say? Here’s the story, according to S. Earch, a close friend of the Dodd family:

Mrs. Dodd, the soon-to-be mother of Lee Dodd, was pregnant with Lee in October of 1979. Little did she know that she was to give birth to twins: Lee and Jon. Not expecting this extra mouth to feed, the Dodd family was forced to place baby Jon into a nearby orphanage.

The two boys slowly grew up into men, completely unaware of the other’s existence. Whilst Lee grew up with his loving and Christian family, Jon was brought up in a hardened orphanage. Eventually, both Lee and Jon moved out of their respective households when they became of age, and both succumbed to the vocation to be internet tycoons. Both of the experiences that each undertook had a direct influence in their online work and reflected on their websites. For example, Lee strives to be moral and fair and Jesus-like in his business dealings, while Jon approaches business with an “the ends justify the means” type of attitude.

As fate would have it, Lee and Jon opened up webmaster forums in 2006, EarnersForum.com and WickedFire.com, respectively. These two tycoons have been in a silent rivalry, without even knowing that they were siblings!
Well folks, the truth is out, I hear that Wicked Fire is going to merge with Earners Forum and everyone is going to be very happy.

The End.
I was really bored, so I shot the shit.
 


This thread is worseless.

Andy is like the annoying cousin that your Mom made you play with when you were a kid. The one that was a real pain in the ass but you knew it would just be weird without him around.
 
I think I should stick to posting things that are actually helpful as thats the only thing that seems to get me free inbounds.

Nah...that's way too logical :)
 
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