Please add to this list.
1. Say "sir" when addressing a fellow DPointer.
2. Use spyntax when posting so that your post makes little to nonsense. Make sure your post has a 60% uniqueness and 0 readability.
3. Make a new thread everytime you post, but if you must reply to a thread, make sure it adds no value to anything being discussed.
4. Put your geographical location as India, speak/write horrible english but use a Westernized name like Joe, John and Mike.
5. Never curse, DPointers hate curse words like "d#mb", "stup$d".
6. Eat a lot of curry.
7. Copy and paste content from all the other popular forums as your own and when fellow DPointers got questions, pretend like you know something and point them to your own blog.
8. Always, I repeat, Always complaint about how Google is racist and hate people from certain geographical location.
9. Post an actual picture of your ugly face as your avatar.
10. ...?
I need a #10. Anyone?
