Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

[pitbull]

The contraction in GDP during the Great Depression was the direct result of consumers paying down debt and selling off assets. Household debt as a percentage of GDP reached nearly 100% in 1929. To put that number in perspective, household debt did not go back above 50% of GDP until 1985. It was not until the first quarter of 2009 that household debt once again approached the Great Depression level of 100% of GDP.


hmmmmmm

 

[AMSteve]

If men could suck themselves off...would they?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

If men could suck themselves off...would they?

 

[Fiver]

Why do I always have to piss when I poop, but I don't always have to poop when I piss?

Even better...why can't you sneeze and piss at the same time?

 

[Dispel]

Even better...why can't you sneeze and piss at the same time?

Well, you can't sneeze with your eyes open, I'm pretty sure you can sneeze and piss at the same time if you close your eyes. Try it. Just stabilize your aim first, of course.