This Is How Don Draper Deals With The FTC



Young brazillian men from a family who's been harvesting these magical berries for centuries prepare for the days work. They've been training since they could barely walk for this day. He chops off a palm leaf and carefully makes a rope from it with immense skill, he attaches this rope to his feet to assist in the climb as he climbs over 20 feet up a thin an precarious tree to gather these small purple berries. He gingerly picks the frond that holds the ripe berries and climbs back down carefully removing each newly harvested berry from the freshly picked frond. These berries are then carried in wicker baskets many miles down the treacherous and mysterious amazon river to the port city of Belem where these berries are bought by expert acai berry buyers and carefully freeze dried to retain their magical properties. etc.
 
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That was beautiful, but I'd probably be drawing more from Camel's infamous campaign:

More doctors lose weight with Acai than any other supplement