This is so funny if you aren't fond of cats



I like cats but funny is funny.

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I liked message from David Thorne there which starts: "That is shocking news." It's fucking awesome phrase!
 
Karen from worldtopseo sent me a nice email describing her desire to help get my site up in google. This thread inspired me to contact her.

Dear Karen,

This couldn't have come at a better time. It's like you knew I was having trouble. It's a website I erected about 6 months ago. It's a very targeted idea, butt I feel like Google is bending me over on this one.

I have a site for sex toys and bondage equipment for gay cowboys. I got the idea from that one brokeback movie. I never saw it, but I figure cowboys need love too. I'd really like to get it into Google's number two spot, right now I'd have to jump several pages to get in there. I only get about 10k visitors a month and I don't think my sex toys are targeted enough or something because I'm not enticing very many men to blow a wad on some new toys. I don't know if my site sucks or just the men that visit it. Maybe I'm rubbing them the wrong way with my approach?

I know you're a woman, but is this something you can help with?
 
I'm surprised it's only getting posted here now. One of my fave sites. Want a real laugh all you athiests? Then check this one out:

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."
I cracked up at

"Also, your inference that I am without religion is incorrect and I am actually torn between two faiths; while your god's promise of eternal life is very persuasive, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry."
 
Hilarious! I will now waste another hour reading the other posts. Definitely sharing this with my cat-hating friends.