this is what happens when you get greedy

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i met this girl and we had been talking for a couple days, i know for a fact i woulda closed that shit by saturday easy. so tonight she adds me up on myspace and there was another hot ass girl on her top friends so i added that bitch too, just some random shit and she messaged me like "umm heey whats up lol" some bullshit, i talked to her for about 30 minutes and she definitely wanted the dick

next thing i know both chicks hate me, for some reason i didnt think they'd compare notes but they did. so the lesson of the day is: dont get too greedy, because even fuck buddies get jealous :xmas-smiley-030:
 


devin the dude

as devin the dude says -

fuck around on your fo sho pussy, tryin to get some mo pussy, you end up with no pussy...

:rasta:
 
a!!!!1 said:
i met this girl and we had been talking for a couple days, i know for a fact i woulda closed that shit by saturday easy. so tonight she adds me up on myspace and there was another hot ass girl on her top friends so i added that bitch too, just some random shit and she messaged me like "umm heey whats up lol" some bullshit, i talked to her for about 30 minutes and she definitely wanted the dick

next thing i know both chicks hate me, for some reason i didnt think they'd compare notes but they did. so the lesson of the day is: dont get too greedy, because even fuck buddies get jealous :xmas-smiley-030:
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LOL at myspace hookups. "How do you kill, that which has no life?"


Look kid, the single easiest way to get pussy within the shortest time is to find some hottie at a bar and just start buying shots and listening to each fucking word she has to say and act totally interested in it.

Tequila is the single easiest form of liquid panty remover on the market.

10pm - the need for poon
10:10 - arrive at bar
3am - she's out the door back home (or to jail for DUI, I really don't care.)
 
hazzan said:
So what have we learned here? Multiple profiles for just this reason.
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best thing you can do is just get contact info from myspace and then dump it.. if you really are a nerd and want to pick up women online, just get a couple sn's and use different ones for different women if they know each other. There's still a good chance at getting caught though, women LOVE to talk unfortunately, either hit the one and then wait it out or take the risk..
 
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