this is what happens when you get greedy

[hazzan]

best thing you can do is just get contact info from myspace and then dump it.. if you really are a nerd and want to pick up women online, just get a couple sn's and use different ones for different women if they know each other. There's still a good chance at getting caught though, women LOVE to talk unfortunately, either hit the one and then wait it out or take the risk..

No doubt there was poor planning all around here.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Wolfe, you're missing the fact that he is on myspace to begin with which probably means he isn't even old enough to drink, maybe even vote.

 

[xmcp123]

Wolfe, you're missing the fact that he is on myspace to begin with which probably means he isn't even old enough to drink, maybe even vote.

Just replace "buy a drink" with "hide in basement with a fifth of popov"

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Popov!

LOL! It's been a long time since I've heard of that stuff.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

OK:

 

[xmcp123]

OK:

Popov: A Vodka so classy, the half gallon is a plastic bottle.

Kamchatka: For when you can't afford the $11 for the popov half gallon.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Popov: A Vodka so classy, the half gallon is a plastic bottle.

Drinking Popov out of a glass bottle would be akin to a baby learning to eat with a fork. It's dangerous as hell.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Who buys top shelf while on ass safari?

 

[a!!!!1]

Wolfe, you're missing the fact that he is on myspace to begin with which probably means he isn't even old enough to drink, maybe even vote.

yea im only 20. but im on myspace because im also a musician and its one of the best ways to promote

So what have we learned here? Multiple profiles for just this reason.

that wouldn't work because they'd look at the pictures and see its the same dude. you cant fake it if you're actually trying to meet up lol

 

[crazyfish]

Myspace sucks all the hot horny chicks on are IRC anyways!

 

[LotsOfZeros]

that wouldn't work because they'd look at the pictures and see its the same dude. you cant fake it if you're actually trying to meet up lol

Just post a picture of another astonishingly handsome guy and pass it off as yourself

 

[barman]

do her in the butt without her consent?

 

[-Matt-]

Call the friend a liar and demand apology sex.

 

[amanda11]

I'll let you in a secret ... first you gotta actually FUCK the girl first, then you could fuck her friends. doesn't work if you "try" to fuck them both at the same time.

 

[int_josh5]

Moral of the story?

Myspace sucks.

Moral of the story?

His game sux

 

[oakie]

I'll let you in a secret ... first you gotta actually FUCK the girl first, then you could fuck her friends. doesn't work if you "try" to fuck them both at the same time.

amanda, that's by far the most insightful thing I've heard you say yet.

 

[a!!!!1]

Moral of the story?

His game sux

nah you're just a noob. people stop talking e-shit when they finish middle school

 

[amanda11]

amanda, that's by far the most insightful thing I've heard you say yet.

What, you don't like my gay, vulgar jokes? Poo hoo.

 

[jryan21]

i met this girl and we had been talking for a couple days, i know for a fact i woulda closed that shit by saturday easy. so tonight she adds me up on myspace and there was another hot ass girl on her top friends so i added that bitch too, just some random shit and she messaged me like "umm heey whats up lol" some bullshit, i talked to her for about 30 minutes and she definitely wanted the dick

next thing i know both chicks hate me, for some reason i didnt think they'd compare notes but they did. so the lesson of the day is: dont get too greedy, because even fuck buddies get jealous

All you have to do is find some kind of way to take it as a compliment.

Maybe chick #2 was some stinking ass dude who was trying to scam you until he(she) talked to his accomplice (chick #1) who told him you were probably not gullible enough to go sign up at AFF or somewhere similar.

Yeah, that's probably what happened.