This Never Gets Old...

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sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:21:03 PM): Hey who is this?
ao jon (11:21:57 PM): Steven Jobs, who is this?
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:11 PM): Keith
ao jon (11:24:24 PM): Do you work for us?
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:28 PM): IDK u appeared on my AIm list sorry
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:33 PM): No im afraid not
ao jon (11:24:38 PM): Alright.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:42 PM): what company?
ao jon (11:24:56 PM): Apple of course!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:58 PM): :O
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:24:59 PM): Apple
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:02 PM): CooL
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:15 PM): I have a mac book
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:20 PM): thats soo cool
ao jon (11:25:24 PM): Fantastic!
ao jon (11:25:33 PM): Do you like it?
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:37 PM): ya!
ao jon (11:25:46 PM): Very good to hear.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:53 PM): Yup
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:55 PM): Can't wait
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:25:56 PM): for
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:26:01 PM): I Phone
ao jon (11:26:23 PM): Yes, neither can we. It was pre-launched already, but the full release is scheduled for June.
ao jon (11:26:32 PM): Make sure to tell your friends about it too!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:26:54 PM): yay
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:27:49 PM): Oh Wait!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:28:23 PM): Steven jobs :-/
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:28:28 PM): Are you the owner of Apple?
ao jon (11:28:29 PM): Yes?
ao jon (11:28:32 PM): Sure am!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:28:36 PM): WOAH!
ao jon (11:29:15 PM): Oh stop, it's not a big deal my new friend. I am just a regular human like you! I'm sure we both watch the same adult films too.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:29:25 PM): I know
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:29:38 PM): But i didn't make cool technology
ao jon (11:29:47 PM): Neither did I.
ao jon (11:29:52 PM): Our developers did.
ao jon (11:30:17 PM): We never stop giving them credit for it either, unlike that devil Billy. But that's a whole different story.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:30:47 PM): Ahhhh
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:30:51 PM): Well i love the mac products
ao jon (11:30:58 PM): Thank you, so do I.
ao jon (11:31:33 PM): Although I do enjoy using many different types and brands on a daily basis.
ao jon (11:31:57 PM): Not tied down to JUST Apple products and services, otherwise one would go nuts after a while!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:32:30 PM): Yeah
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:32:34 PM): I guess :[
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:36:40 PM): how old are you?
ao jon (11:36:57 PM): I'm sure a lot older than you sir, but it's okay, I like the younger guys.

sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:37:00 PM): Im 17, im working with Web Design
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:37:07 PM): thats why i prefer macs
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:37:11 PM): Their Graphics are outstanding
ao jon (11:37:21 PM): Yes, yes they are.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:42:45 PM): I have a quick question
ao jon (11:42:54 PM): I may have a quick answer.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:43:00 PM): Yay
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:43:22 PM): Alright, My question is, how come they don't make many games for MAC's? i remember playing games on the Older macs all the time.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:43:35 PM): I've used mac for a long time :[
ao jon (11:44:03 PM): We don't make our own games. Game developers do, and they must license their titles with the Apple brand.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:44:11 PM): Ahhh
 


ao jon (11:44:32 PM): The issue is that most people use their Mac or Apple products for everything except playing games on.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:45:15 PM): yeah true :P
ao jon (11:46:52 PM): We're also in the process of developing some more software so we can provide better advertising to our users through the Apple products, and monitor their internet activities.
ao jon (11:47:51 PM): It's a joint effort project between Apple, some government agencies and the Canadians.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:48:18 PM): monitor internet activities for what?
ao jon (11:48:31 PM): To stop the terrorists in their tracks!
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:48:45 PM): What their gonna attack the Internet?
ao jon (11:48:50 PM): No.
ao jon (11:49:32 PM): But they use websites to communicate with other sleeper cells, and we want to be able to provide a better way of monitoring their activities to prevent them from causing more harm.
ao jon (11:50:17 PM): Plus it's a fantastic way for us to learn what the consumers really want, and what they are interested and not interested in, so that we can better serve them with advertising they're actually interested in, and directly from their computers!
ao jon (11:50:47 PM): Every Apple product currently uses it already, but not to the degree we are launching at over the summer.
ao jon (11:51:32 PM): It's really an exciting project.
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:51:56 PM): It sounds good
ao jon (11:52:07 PM): Yes, it is!
ao jon (11:52:20 PM): More ads, less terrorists.
ao jon (11:52:25 PM): Not a bad trade off right?
sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:52:59 PM): Not at all, i hate those adds :P
ao jon (11:56:08 PM): Don't you worry. Apple is also developing a strong platform for pornographic content distribution on iTunes and directly inside your computer via our partners at Claria. They have a strong understanding of what people want and don't want.
ao jon (11:56:25 PM): I think some fellow from Wired said it was a match made in heaven.
ao jon (11:57:27 PM): Anyhoo, I must be leaving now, and it was a real pleasure to speak with a young user of our products. Perhaps we'll have another chat some other time. Have a good evening.. and keep using our products and keep telling your friends about how great they are!
 
Wow... some days, when I feel like shit, I just take a second to remember that 99% of people in the world are completely retarded and then..well....I feel better
 
OMG, Jon - you are so bad! That poor kid probably looked like a fool all day when he told people he talked to Steve Jobs on AIM. HA!

Laura
 
Cheers for sharing that mate, some people will believe anything....

Terrorists communicating on the internet what a joke.. we all know they use carrier pigeons!
 
Wow, I can't believe what I just read...too many gullible people in this world.
 
IPorn

Imagine if it happened though. I mean why not?

Jon any chance youv had a look at my pm RE: BB?

Cheers.
 
HAHAHA .... didn't he for a split moment think that was an odd response? LOL

sentin3l_01@mac.com (11:36:40 PM): how old are you?
ao jon (11:36:57 PM): I'm sure a lot older than you sir, but it's okay, I like the younger guys.

... these are becoming my favorite threads! lol
 
Some people are so stupid. haha. Especially how your AIM account has the name "jon" in it, yet they're still convinced it's Steve Jobs. :D
 
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