This went horribly wrong

[kblessinggr]

Who the fuck cares if you're afraid of monkeys? Is monkeys something you have to deal with on a regular basis?

Spend your energy concurring fears that actually inhibit your daily life and/or progress.

Or she could have been racist and found some resembalence in black people and figured it'd be easier to waste money, goto a thai resort only to ignore a well justified fear and then get fucked up by a pack of monkeys. I mean God if one existed for her probably put that fear in her for the very reason that she didn't have a chance.

I on the other hand would be just fine:

 

[kblessinggr]

Mrs Darwell added: "I wouldn't have got off that bloody boat if the tour guide would have said at all that there was any danger, any risk, even the slightest risk."

is she fucking serious? It's the middle of the fucking jungle, some big ass bug could kill ya...

 

[kblessinggr]

I imagine the encounter went something like this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-C0Av5ICYw"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[Infinite Keith]

So, there is that...

Then there is this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ-bJFVJ2P0"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[Dare Devil]

Went to the rainforest in Peurto Rico a few years ago. Was taking a picture next to a waterfall when all of a sudden, like 10 little monkeys ran out of the jungle and two or three jumped on my back, arms and head. They tried to grab my camera but luckily I had a strap around my neck. They did get my hat though. After we got back to the hotel, all the local people at the front desk were like "oh, yeah that happens to everyone."

 

[PurePursuit]

Some fears are rational.

 

[kblessinggr]

Went to the rainforest in Peurto Rico a few years ago. Was taking a picture next to a waterfall when all of a sudden, like 10 little monkeys ran out of the jungle and two or three jumped on my back, arms and head. They tried to grab my camera but luckily I had a strap around my neck. They did get my hat though. After we got back to the hotel, all the local people at the front desk were like "oh, yeah that happens to everyone."

And it'd be just your luck if those little fuckers were trained by the hotel to bring the goods back in exchange for food. (since its not like you find some random camera later smashed to bits)

 

[BeerHat]

"The horrific attack happened on Monkey Island near to the popular holiday island of Phuket in southern Thailand."

 

[MDSandB]

 

[wezcountry]

Course they probably wouldn't do much, especially since she was at an age that she wasn't as likely to be menstruating into the water attracting them.

But um... if you're scared of monkeys, just stay the fuck away from em, I mean she's british, short of a zoo where the fuck is she gona run into a chimp?

guess you've never wandered the back streets of Liverpool.

 

[kblessinggr]

guess you've never wandered the back streets of Liverpool.

as in actual primates? I doubt that.

 

[mpbiz]

She must have been ugly because this guy doesn't look upset at all.

 

[CLKeenan]

And it'd be just your luck if those little fuckers were trained by the hotel to bring the goods back in exchange for food. (since its not like you find some random camera later smashed to bits)

 

[BluuueJammm]

as in actual primates? I doubt that.

Humans are primates.

Excellent story +++

 

[BigWill]

She should have read "the secret"

 

[rawbones]

She should have taken an Amber Lamp it keeps the monkeys away.

 

[wezcountry]

as in actual primates? I doubt that.

human body, monkey behaviour.

 

[rockhard]

She should have read "the secret"

The law of attraction can be a bitch

 

[Red_Virus]

Evolution. I don't know why I am laughing reading all this!

 

[Dulce]

hehe, I also laughed at this.

I never understood morons who get close to monkeys (wild ones at that) fucking things will rip your face off!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/nyregion/18chimp.html

Also keep in mind, no matter if you get laughed at, many fears have normal roots in human history.

::emp::

I remember that lady she was a real whack job, it's too bad it was her friend who paid the price.