Tips for Vegas

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Dont forget if you put a $20 in between your CC and your id when checking in you can get a huge upgrade on your room for free($20 bucks) Just ask for a "complementary upgrade" . I have done this many times before and have had some upgrades from the base model room into a 2 bedroom suite. It works 90% of the time and if they cant do anything for you they will just hand you your $20 back, it never hurts to ask.

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True story I went to a casino once and bet $10 and made $40 and then cashed it in and left.

True story, I once went to a casino (Tunica, not Vegas) and lost $150 fast ... went to the atm to withdraw $100 and got 5 hundreds instead of 5 twenties.

Needless to say, I played the ATM slot machine several times that night. We walked away with $1500 cash (80% profit). A few weeks later ...

bank (on phone) >> uhmmm, there's been a mistake and your account is being credited $1200 for money you took out @ xxxxx's casino

erect >> bullshit, I didn't notice any extra cash flow when I got home

bank >> we got a call from xxxxxx's and they have record of it & video

erect >> are you my bank or theirs?

bank >> your's

erect >> why are we having this conversation? don't take anything out of my account or you'll lose my business forever and if they have a problem with their accounting have them get with me directly. You do not represent them ... grow a spine.

I never got a call from the casino and never paid the money back. I remember having an elaborate story ready for the papers about how it was a scam they set up to make people think they had free money so they'd go spend it all, then charge them for it later.

By far the best I've ever done at a casino
 
True story, I once went to a casino (Tunica, not Vegas) and lost $150 fast ... went to the atm to withdraw $100 and got 5 hundreds instead of 5 twenties.

Needless to say, I played the ATM slot machine several times that night. We walked away with $1500 cash (80% profit). A few weeks later ...

bank (on phone) >> uhmmm, there's been a mistake and your account is being credited $1200 for money you took out @ xxxxx's casino

erect >> bullshit, I didn't notice any extra cash flow when I got home

bank >> we got a call from xxxxxx's and they have record of it & video

erect >> are you my bank or theirs?

bank >> your's

erect >> why are we having this conversation? don't take anything out of my account or you'll lose my business forever and if they have a problem with their accounting have them get with me directly. You do not represent them ... grow a spine.

I never got a call from the casino and never paid the money back. I remember having an elaborate story ready for the papers about how it was a scam they set up to make people think they had free money so they'd go spend it all, then charge them for it later.

By far the best I've ever done at a casino

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I used to be a professional poker player...The most i won a day was 13k, the most I lost was 6.

More vegas tips:
Best Buffet: Wynn
Best cheap craps with good drink service: O'Sheas
Best $5 steak: Ellis Island

I'm on the nyquils or I'd elaborate more...

-Craig
 
Anyone that wants to hit some hold em tables in vegas send me a pm.

Used to be a professional poker dealer - until I realized girls don't really play poker and I would be perpetually stuck in a sea of old dudes.

Now I'm in internet marketing - thank god I got rid of that perpetual sea of dudes!
 
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