I get the monthly delivery of something like 48 rolls and 72 packs of Charmin flushable wipes from Amazon.
Toilet Paper Preference?
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ZuzanaDesigns
All Your Design Needs
One thing I don't cheap out on is toilet paper/baby wipes. I like people to leave my house talking about how awesome the paper was and how fresh their asses feel.
I got in the habit of doing a courtesy flush.
I found If you drop a big steaming pile and then you load paper on top of it, a lot of these new fucking eco-friendly water efficient toilets will clog up easily. By using a courtesy flush before I wipe I haven't clogged a shitter up in several years now.
Wastes twice as much water, but there's the added benefit of not stinking up the place as much.
Another classic- now THIS is what STS is all about.
I know this is about the paper, but I just want to register a complaint...
WTF was the old man thinking when he put FUR around an animals ASSHOLE.
I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. And then evolution somehow misses it TOO?
Look, I am of absolutely perfect Aryan German/Swedish stock. Not a fucking hair ON my gloriously muscled, masculine frame from neck to waist, but below?
I look like that fucking Goat-Boy from Narnia.
Skip one day showering, and the fucking Dingleberries are EPIC.
I mean really, What The Fuck is up with THAT? Intelligent Design my Ass.
/rant
I know this is about the paper, but I just want to register a complaint...
WTF was the old man thinking when he put FUR around an animals ASSHOLE.
I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. And then evolution somehow misses it TOO?
Look, I am of absolutely perfect Aryan German/Swedish stock. Not a fucking hair ON my gloriously muscled, masculine frame from neck to waist, but below?
I look like that fucking Goat-Boy from Narnia.
Skip one day showering, and the fucking Dingleberries are EPIC.
I mean really, What The Fuck is up with THAT? Intelligent Design my Ass.
/rant
This.
Only use toilet paper when I have oily shit that can't easily be removed with water. Either get on dat indian time or a bidet.
I use the same toilet paper as the president
Ironically, that's the exact same toilet paper used by the men who wrote the constitution.
Nah... THIS is far more accurate:
Now just lean back... Close your eyes... And dream about
THAT FURRY ASS AND ONE-SIDED, SAGGY BALLSAC.
Enjoi.
Baby wipes all the way for me. I look at it this way. If you had shit on your arm, would you wipe it off with a dry towel?
Toilet paper? Gross!
Bum gun for me!
Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to TP.
Have it too,
here is a tutorial on how to use it.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJlWhaVFbk"]G Thai Diaries - The Bum Gun one - YouTube[/ame]
I think we've has this conversation about half a dozen times in various iterations. I usually shit right before I shower. On those occasions when I don't, whatever 2 ply they have at Mercadonna for the initial wipe, plus the bidet. Can't beat soap and warm water to get your ass clean. Dry paper just does not cut it! If I get caught out someplace public I look for a toilet with papers towels and wet a bunch of them to wipe several times. Can't be sporting skid marks and an itchy ass. That is not cool. At all. Ever.
LOL, what the fuck is wrong with some people? Wake up in the morning, have a stretch, and try to think what you should do. Then it hits you, "I know! I'll videotape myself taking a shit, then spraying water up my ass. Afterwards, I'll post it on YouTube for the world to see. I'm so smart, what a great idea!"
I don't pay much attention, but I can tell you what Jon will be using for the next 8 years...
Not sure how everyone just glanced right over this juicy little post.
Mercadona has some great cheap wetwipes. Hint: for the cheaper kind buy the pack for kids with the cartoon pics on the pack.
A bear and rabbit are in the woods taking a dump and the bear turns to the rabbit and says
"Hey dude, do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No dude"
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.