Top Secret Stealth Helicopter Program Revealed in Osama Bin Laden Raid

[lukep]

Dude... I have some beach front property in Montana you may be interested in. And if you buy now, I will throw in the Brooklyn Bridge as a bonus.

No thanks, the Aliens told me I would be allergic to beachfront property and old bridges after they implanted my rectum with all sorts of nasty tracking devices. :action-smiley-027:

Someone has taken an extra dose of their "Hopeium" today.

Hellblazer, is that you? WTF?

Am I taking hopeium b/c I reported on the twitstream that others here are quoting too?

 

[shaunm]

Cool shit. I read one of the choppers was destroyed due to "mechanical failure."

 

[dchuk]

lol stealth helicopters lol

you realize that "stealth" in terms of aircraft means they don't show up on radar right? I'd love to see something move enough air to keep a multi-ton aircraft in the air without making any noise.

 

[m0rtal]

lol you guys realize the whole helicopter thing is just trolling to keep you busy. Obviously they beamed in from a flying saucer and beamed out.

CIA: Hey Obama whatchu gonna tell them when they ask why no one saw us coming?

Obama: Add a frying pan on top of a Black Hawk and burn it down LOL

CIA: Stealth helicopter? LOL good one 'bama

Obama: BTW, while you're at it tell them we're going to release photos of Osama ASAP so I can tell them we're not LOL