Turn Yourself into a Simpsons Character

[John]

Jon, sorry bud, but you're not that bulky.

Damn I'm hot:

you do realise that me and Jon are different people right?

 

[Mike]

Great job, Mike! You big gay hairy bear, you!

And oh yeah, please leave me the fuck alone at ASE, K thanks.

I'm not going to ASE My in-laws are coming into town those same days and didn't bother to tell us until about a week or two ago. So, no worries.

 

[robertdotcom]

My turn...

How tall are you? ..6 2?

 

[ImagesAndWords]

How tall are you? ..6 2?

6' 5"

 

[robertdotcom]

6' 5"

I'm 5' 9"

 

[I_like_cock]

My dog died.

I'm not going to ASE My in-laws are coming into town those same days and didn't bother to tell us until about a week or two ago. So, no worries.

Jesus... This sounds like a fucking sorry ass excuse to why affiliates don't get paid.

I expected better out of you.

Shaking my head....

 

[Mike]

Jesus... This sounds like a fucking sorry ass excuse to why affiliates don't get paid.

I expected better out of you.

Shaking my head....

Sorry. Couldn't come up with a good lie, so I had to tell the truth. :anon.sml:

 

[JamieB]