USA-no gambling, no smoking, no drinking?

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BNWFinance said:
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." (Leviticus 26:29)

"Slay utterly old and young, both maids and little children, and women..." (Ezekiel 9:6)

"And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, the king desireth not any dowry, but a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies....wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men, and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son-in-law." (Samuel 18:25,27)

and so on, and so on...Have a nice day.:thefinger:
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No wonder there is a NEW testament!

I like Leno's comment:
With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, flooding, severe thunderstroms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegieance?
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It says God....no definition-no religion specifications.....just God. Whats the big deal? No restrictions on the devil at Halloween, why on Jesus at Christmas?? Even with the US restrictions, we are still very free, I want it to stay that way.

At least we have an open invite from our fellow WF member to go to Canada.... I thank you kindly!
 


BNWFinance said:
We here in Canada will take any and all U.S. citizens who want to party. We have plenty of beer, pot, milfs, college girls, smokes, gambling, and health care to go around.

Your government got you down? Think Canada. We Care.
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Funny you say that, I live right on the border. ALL the Canadians come over here to go to the bars and casinos. Why?

For one, the beer and liquor is CRAZY expensive in Canadian bars. But the big factor is that you can smoke in American bars and casinos, you can't across the border (I don't know if this applies everywhere, but it does for Sault Canada).
 
Ben said:
Funny you say that, I live right on the border. ALL the Canadians come over here to go to the bars and casinos. Why?

For one, the beer and liquor is CRAZY expensive in Canadian bars. But the big factor is that you can smoke in American bars and casinos, you can't across the border (I don't know if this applies everywhere, but it does for Sault Canada).
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Go to either calgary, montreal, or halifax, best Canadian party cities and you can smoke in all of our bars. Montreal has some of the best strip clubs in the world if thats your type of thing.
 
John said:
Go to either calgary, montreal, or halifax, best Canadian party cities and you can smoke in all of our bars. Montreal has some of the best strip clubs in the world if thats your type of thing.
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That's deep Canada, I like to stay on the fringe. Haha, jk

All I know of Canada is what I have seen on hockey trips and the movie Canadian Bacon. :thumbsup:
 
I've been to Canada a few times through windsor tunnel and Ambassador bridge. As soon as you cross the border there is 3 feet of snow, igloos and mountain rangers everywhere! In the summer time!
 
sigh.. Yeah.. I miss Canada.. I lived about 4 hours from the US border, but man, I miss taking my dogsled to work every morning. comin home to the wife and igloo with a fresh-clubbed baby seal.. *sigh*. yeah.. that's the canadian dream alright. :D
 
Jan said:
No wonder there is a NEW testament!
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Whew! Thank God for the New Testament:

John 7:19 Has not Moses given you the law? Yet none of you keeps the law. Why do you seek to kill Me?

Hmmm...this sounds like Jesus telling people they should follow the Old Testament...

Matthew 22:24 Saying, Teacher, Moses said, If anyone dies and does not have children, his brother as next of kin shall marry his wife and raise up seed to his brother.

Cool! The New Testament confirms that if my bro kicks, I get his wife AND I can sleep with her! w00t! Sorry, Jan. The New Testament is just as bizarre and twisted as the Old.
 
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