Very Important Alert: Sex with Animals Causes Penis Cancer

[Yuma504]

Sex with Animals Causes Penis Cancer

Men who put their penises in animals have a higher likelihood of penis cancer, a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine reports:

We think that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue. The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are probably different from human fluids. Perhaps animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions would be toxic for us.
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Is there a take-away lesson from this story? The Huffington Post offers:

A member of a pro-zoophilia group told The Huffington Post by email that the results of the study should prompt people to take precautions, like using a condom, when having sex with animals.
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I am appalled that such a "study" was ever conducted and doubly so that there exists a "pro-zoophilia" group.
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Well, the next time you're on that long relaxing drive in the country and you pass that heard of cows and think to yourself "Gee, that black and white beast of burden looks like a good piece of ass, lemme pull over and tap that". DON'T DO IT MAN, YOU'LL GET PENILE CANCER!

 

[ShadowCaster]

And why exactly are you concerned about that?

 

[Yuma504]

And why exactly are you concerned about that?

I didn't want my favorite Latvian Photoshop Hack to be cursed to a miserable death via Penile Cancer... Who's your buddy? Who's your friend?

 

[Your_Pal]

And why exactly are you concerned about that?

LOL..:thumbsup:

 

[metalshark]

Does anyone else consider themselves lucky for never developing a like towards bizarre shit such as pedophilia, zoophilia, incest, scat, homo, rape, midget sex, unicorn sex, ect?

Seems like quite a few bullets to dodge.

 

[Yuma504]

Does anyone else consider themselves lucky for never developing a like towards bizarre shit such as pedophilia, zoophilia, incest, scat, homo, rape, midget sex, unicorn sex, ect?

Seems like quite a few bullets to dodge.

Hold up dude. What is exactly wrong with some Bizarre Homo Midget Rape Sex every now and again? Fucking prudes, I swear.

 

[metalshark]

Hold up dude. What is exactly wrong with some Bizarre Homo Midget Rape Sex every now and again? Fucking prudes, I swear.

There's a time and a place.

 

[Flash4Ever]

Thanks yuma to remind this. I must remember next time i wanna hit my pets.

 

[Yuma504]

Thanks yuma to remind this. I must remember next time i wanna hit my pets.

Just doing my part... my motto is "safety first".

 

[IceToEskimos]

Does anyone else consider themselves lucky for never developing a like towards bizarre shit such as pedophilia, zoophilia, incest, scat, homo, rape, midget sex, unicorn sex, ect?

Seems like quite a few bullets to dodge.

There are so many paraphilias out there, and it really does seem like once you are conditioned to respond to one of them, you are stuck with that response for life. I've thought about this often, every time I see a news article like this:

Building Super Arrested For Allegedly Having Sex With Tenant's Dog: Gothamist

 

[craigmc]

Guess I have to split with the wife now. She's a real animal....

 

[JarredLv]

I call bullshit. If that were the case my cock would be riddled with tumors.











Wait what?

 

[Tobias Funke]

It's all about moderation.

 

[Yuma504]

It's all about moderation.

Yes, indeed.

 

[Midas Touch]

I posted this link the Dog Meat thread.


EWWW! Woman Dies After Having Sex With A Dog! (PHOTO) | Global Grind


I't would seem that the consequences are even worse for women!!

 

[amateursurgeon]

The original paper for this is brilliant:

"Several animals were used by 62% of subjects, and 38% always used the same animal."

wtf? Did they keep a special "fucking sheep" as a pet or something?

 

[Yuma504]

I posted this link the Dog Meat thread.


EWWW! Woman Dies After Having Sex With A Dog! (PHOTO) | Global Grind


I't would seem that the consequences are even worse for women!!

Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861

Read more: EWWW! Woman Dies After Having Sex With A Dog! (PHOTO) | Global Grind
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WTF???? Can't blame the interwebz for all this depravity seeing that it extends back centuries. What is fucking wrong with people? I get a lil' "bizarre midget homo rape sex" every now and again, but this shit is sickening.

 

[Flash4Ever]

I call bullshit. If that were the case my cock would be riddled with tumors.











Wait what?

I appreciate your outing