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Seems like Keith Kogane misunderstood a thing or two about how links work:

You should put like, one or two keywords per intro. [...]

Here's the real key.

HYPERLINK YOUR KEYWORDS HERE WITH YOUR AFFILIATE LINKS.

This is automated SEO link building, and you're using the words people PAY for.

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it just gets better and better. Checkout this 'please can I have some money' thread

please give me some money, my friend got hurt thread at worrierforum

Look at the semi-automated post count increaser with the reply:

"The best way to promote it is by creating a squidoo page, submitting articles to article directories, being active in forums, writing unique blog posts and commenting on other blogs. There is much you can do. Read posts here and you will find information on all the topics I mentioned."

I was like WTF? He couldn't even stay on topic for the second post of the thread.
 
in my position its important to be in all forums - some i just snoop other i'm active and i can tell you you have to filter through a bunch of crap in most forums before finding anything that is helpful at all.. But i do see this a lot, some guy Ivy guy with a MBA who breaks downs how to make money online with some crazy strategy.. I like the questions "so do you make money with this" and his answer was yes but not really anything significant... I hate that crap.. I listened to a "Social Media Expert" at a conference talk about using twitter to make money It sound like bull shit so i asked him how much he made off that method he said -I kid you not "$60" --mind you that took 1 year!!!!! I asked how many product he sold he said 3 books all from twitter... I walked out!!! WTF???
 

probably more than the average 'worrier' makes all year.

In fact, the terry fuckwit on digitalpunt seems to be so excited about making a whole $5, he's trying to sell his site. And he goes off on a hissy fit when someone calls him on it. too funny.

these tards are the main reason google makes so much dollar. A blank credit card, a copy of rich jerk, and a big empty fucking gourd where the brainpan should be.
 
Should I add Keith Kogane to our objects of affection thread?
And what are we trying to rank his name for: Keith Kogane or Keith Kogane? I should point out that the first does go to a porn site while the second looks like someone's attempt at making a custom park.

Brendan: I've noticed you around there lately as well... Does it frustrate you as much as me that you have to be nice to everyone to get the few people that do decently there?
If it were a conference or something, I swear, I'd be throttling half of those people by now.
Oh, thoughts on Steve Waggenheim? That guy's photo scares the hell out of me.
 
probably more than the average 'worrier' makes all year.

In fact, the terry fuckwit on digitalpunt seems to be so excited about making a whole $5, he's trying to sell his site. And he goes off on a hissy fit when someone calls him on it. too funny.

these tards are the main reason google makes so much dollar. A blank credit card, a copy of rich jerk, and a big empty fucking gourd where the brainpan should be.

yup you said it!!!! right on
 
Should I add Keith Kogane to our objects of affection thread?
And what are we trying to rank his name for: Keith Kogane or Keith Kogane? I should point out that the first does go to a porn site while the second looks like someone's attempt at making a custom park.

Brendan: I've noticed you around there lately as well... Does it frustrate you as much as me that you have to be nice to everyone to get the few people that do decently there?
If it were a conference or something, I swear, I'd be throttling half of those people by now.
Oh, thoughts on Steve Waggenheim? That guy's photo scares the hell out of me.

Hell Harve, I don't know... whaty's funnier?

As for that 'waggenheim' asshole... you'd have to go all the way to 'Pompous, Pop. 108, Pomp County, P.O.' to find someone more pompous. He's got the kind of face that could scare a horse, and he's not afraid to use it.
 
You got a problem with my autoblogging method? I would like to see you do better. I am Keith Kogane bitch!

All kidding aside. The funniest part about this thread is I read this piece of shit a couple days ago and decided that ugly bastard would be my new avatar. God, I hate that place with a passion.

I found one that was almost just as good browsing their awesome Warrior fucking rip off section...

Get listed on Google's front page in just 1 hour by finding a site with no competition and no searches!

I will spare you the read and sum it up here because I don't want any of you guys shooting yourselves in the head.

This guy claims to get listed on page one of Google in as little as an hour. He goes on to show his fucking fantastic rankings with sites like:

Free Tools and Tips (freetoolsandtips.com) for the keyword "free tools and tips". What a fantastic accomplishment.

This one is even better. Some how he managed to rank for the ever sought after keywords Today's Jesus using todaysjesus.com. Holy Shit! There are over 37,000,000 results for that one!

The best part is someone calls him out on how to actually look for the actual competing sites using quotations marks and he replies with:

"When you do the search for "Free tools and tips" you should remove the quotes. When you add them, it decreases the relevance because most people will not use them."

I highly suggest you go read through this guys valuable advice he is giving. I purchased 10 copies of his product to give out to all my friends and family.
 
fuckinell! Lose the avatar! That's the face of a child molester if ever I saw one! I wonder if there actually is a Keith Kogane website? And if not, why not? A legend like that deserves his place in internet history...

all newbies, i HEARTILY suggest you read this fantastic store of secret wealth and ideas on how to get rich by selling splogs Morons shouldn't be allowed internet access - I mean, FFS, he even calls himself 'Queer Blogger'
 
What's the deal with the glamor shots portraits over there anyway? It's not like they're helping the image.

maybe they think they can become 'gurus' :jester:


maybe they are suffering from the delusion that they ARE somebody...


maybe they're just a bunch of cunts...
 
So do we think Keith Kogane is his actual name? Or just a fairly good realistic one he's stolen, and that we won't be able to rank well for against Voltron crap?

That said, we could still rank Steve Waggenheim for pompous moron, so it's not like all the fun is spoiled.

webferret: err, that's the bio of the character in the Voltron comic, not the actual guy calling himself Keith Kogane.
 
So do we think Keith Kogane is his actual name? Or just a fairly good realistic one he's stolen, and that we won't be able to rank well for against Voltron crap?

That said, we could still rank Steve Waggenheim for pompous moron, so it's not like all the fun is spoiled.

webferret: err, that's the bio of the character in the Voltron comic, not the actual guy calling himself Keith Kogane.


yeah, I know, I just thought I'd stick a reference in there to Keith Kogane living in a dreamworld. Must be tough living in a world where no search engine can detect and deal with masses of duplicate content. Planet Kogane or 'Koganeland' as it's known, is one such place.

Inhabitants of the fantasy world of Kogane get free money, for knocking up a few splogs. They also get free blowjobs from their little pink poodles.
 
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