We should start a church!

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Pulse

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Promising a product we can never hope to prove or deliver...eternal life and such.

We could create a cyber church. Our followers could attend (stream the feed) in their PJs and be comfortable and guilt free. Maybe include the social aspect through a chat or networking system.

Get someone on Fiverr (a wannabe minister or student or something) to do our services and BAM!! $$$

Straight to Heaven Plan - $39.99/month
God is Growing on Me Plan - $29.99/month **MOST POPULAR**
Heaven Can Wait Plan - $9.99/month

And don't forget to opt-in for our daily bible verse!

Single? God has a plan for you.. <christian dating affil>

Fuck, this is so money!

And I want a fancy hat.

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Pulse said:
God is Growing on Me Plan - $29.99/month
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Include a T-shirt with Jesus exploding out the back of the shirt like he just grew out of the person wearing it. Preferably the cartoon Jesus in Grindstone's sig, with some rips and tears around the base of him to represent the exploding out of their back.
 
I would be totally down for this.

Start the #1 biggest "online church" with an anual rebilling "10% tithe" setup or monthly rebills.

NO PROBLEM. BLAM! go viral on fb and twitter + have chat rooms + live 24/7 outsourced chat support that will answer basic religious questions users have.

we would actually become multi millionaires pretty quick :)
 
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I would be totally down for this.

Start the #1 biggest "online church" with an anual rebilling "10% tithe" setup or monthly rebills.

NO PROBLEM. BLAM! go viral on fb and twitter + have chat rooms + live 24/7 outsourced chat support that will answer basic religious questions users have.

we would actually become multi millionaires pretty quick :)
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That is actually a pretty good idea. Just need to find the right payment processor.
 
"I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is." - L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach,
 
online church.. it was done 7years ago and very nicely
3d, you choose character and could walk, pray, chat
it had like 40000 people visiting it in 24 hours
it is open in like exhibit mode right now
Church of Fools
I remember when it was hype and all.
So people there can put their character on knees to pray and I would put mine right behind some chick character and kinda move back and force so it looked like i'm fucking them... maybe i was not alone so they closed it :)
 
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