Welfare. Anyone on it?

tomaszjot said:
BTW could you please stop playing Justin Bieber "Baby" every single night? My children want to sleep. Also, if you don't stop to beat your wife and kids I will finally call Police. Urinating in front of my door doesn't amuse me anymore as well.

Your neighbour,

Tom
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Tommy-
Please allow me to clarify a few points for you, as you seem to be a little confused.

1. My music is just that, MY MUSIC. I purchase it for myself and my family to enjoy in the privacy of our own home, and unless I invite you over for a music-listening party, you do not have my permission to listen to it through the walls or by any other method (stethoscope, glass against the wall). When you hear me start to play my music, I ask that you place ear plugs in your ears and/or leave your apartment. If you continue to listen to my music without my permission, I will have no choice but to report you to the police, and the RIAA for piracy.

2. Those noises you hear are not beatings. My wife is a schizophrenic with a persecution complex, and my son is possessed by the ADHD demons, they make a lot of noise as a result of this, and I'm sorry for that. I will try turning up my stereo to see if it drowns out their screaming.

3. I'll stop pissing in front of your door when you stop shitting in my mailbox.
 


IceToEskimos said:
Tommy-

3. I'll stop pissing in front of your door when you stop shitting in my mailbox.
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OK, this can be done. I didn't know shitting in mailbox can actually upset anyone but I accept it is my fault. After all you don't want any shit on your welfare checks, I can fully understand that.

Could you at least stop inviting Faceblogger to your house? I'm fed up with him coming drunk every night and crying about Google banning his Adsense account.

Thanks

Tom

And Faceblogger, your 'Google banned me' story sounds dodgy after I spotted you walking hand in hand with Matt Cutts last week.
 
tomaszjot said:
OK, And Faceblogger, your 'Google banned me' story sounds dodgy after I spotted you walking hand in hand with Matt Cutts last week
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banned? I thought it was "Google Boned Me" and I was like, well, sure, that makes sense.


also, Faceblogger comes and goes as he pleases. He's a free man, and I'm a libertarian, so I'm not going to tell him what to do or how much to drink. I even gave him a key, because I think he's a pretty cool guy, and my wife thinks he's St. Jerome.
 
$200 doesn't seem like much but that's $2,400 a year in your pocket that you wouldn't spend on groceries. I just hope they start giving drug tests to those that are on welfare. At random.
 
Mat Cutts was in love with me for a long time, I said no no and he got my adsense banned. Last week I walked with him hand to hand just to get my adsense back, but after seeing his tiny cock I told him to go fuck himself.
 
faceblogger said:
Mat Cutts was in love with me for a long time, I said no no and he got may adsense banned. Last week I walked with him in hand to hand just to get my adsense back, but after seeing his tiny cock I told him to go fuck himself.
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Nice job avoiding homosex with an impostor Matt Cutts. The real MC is hung like a Swedish Plow Horse.
 
faceblogger said:
Mat Cutts was in love with me for a long time, I said no no and he got may adsense banned. Last week I walked with him in hand to hand just to get my adsense back, but after seeing his tiny cock I told him to go fuck himself.
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You see, how can we trust you? Everyone on WF knows Matt Cutts was in love with Dwigth Schrute. They split only because Dwigth couln't accept new Panda update. Get your gossip straight. Also everyone here knows you wouldn't mind Matt's tiny cock as you care about your MFA sites more than your dignity.
 
IceToEskimos said:
also, Faceblogger comes and goes as he pleases. He's a free man, and I'm a libertarian, so I'm not going to tell him what to do or how much to drink. I even gave him a key, because I think he's a pretty cool guy, and my wife thinks he's St. Jerome.
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I am in your home. Where are you IceToEskimos in this mid night? Your wife is telling me that you went out with your neighbor tomaszjot.

At what time will you be coming back?

busy, be back later.
 
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Many years ago when I was younger, I worked a typical job. The place closed down w/o warning, the owner screwed us out of 4 weeks pay (he even fled the country lol), and it was a crap job anyway. Needless to say, I had to take unemployment to pay my bills or I would have been out on the street. As did many of my fellow employees who were screwed out of a month wages.

I quickly got another job and didn't abuse the system. It helps those who truly need it for temporary help, but it definitely needs alot more restrictions. It leaves itself far too open to abuse. If I wanted to, I could have milked the system for months, but I didn't.

I think people who abuse welfare/unemployment/etc for YEARS are trash and need to be cut off. Seriously. It's meant as a way to get temporary help, not live your life on it.
 
MyOwnDemon said:
Many years ago when I was younger, I worked a typical job. The place closed down w/o warning, the owner screwed us out of 4 weeks pay (he even fled the country lol), and it was a crap job anyway. Needless to say, I had to take unemployment to pay my bills or I would have been out on the street. As did many of my fellow employees who were screwed out of a month wages.

I quickly got another job and didn't abuse the system. It helps those who truly need it for temporary help, but it definitely needs alot more restrictions. It leaves itself far too open to abuse. If I wanted to, I could have milked the system for months, but I didn't.

I think people who abuse welfare/unemployment/etc for YEARS are trash and need to be cut off. Seriously. It's meant as a way to get temporary help, not live your life on it.
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Wait.... are you saying something is wrong with the idea of 99 weeks of unemployment?
 
you'd rather pay for bombs to blow up some kid in a desert rather than get back what was yours in the first place?

rofl, stupid cattle
 
$200 a month for food? When I was a single, broke kid I was living off $31 a month for food. $200 buys a shit ton of food at Wal-mart.
 
you can't just eat any random garbage and expect to live a long and healthy life. i shudder to think about the quality of food you would get for $31 a month.
 
cheshire said:
$200 a month for food? When I was a single, broke kid I was living off $31 a month for food. $200 buys a shit ton of food at Wal-mart.
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You can't be serious, I live in a fucking 3rd world country and $30 is barely enough for a day or two..
 
You eat a lot of ramen and processed meats thats for sure. Not saying it was healthy but $200 buys a lot of food.
 
ShadowCaster said:
You can't be serious, I live in a fucking 3rd world country and $30 is barely enough for a day or two..
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I can eat in the Philippines at roadside places for under $1.

5 BBQ Pork skewers, some rice, and a cob of sweet corn comes to about $1 and that is one of the more expensive options.
 
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