S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #462 Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #464 My house is in the city.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #465 When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #467 According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #468 I can read, write and speak English.
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #469 I need to ocupy my throat with aquafina if i wanna survive this battle to the end!
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #470 Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #471 The little girl is happy
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #473 In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #474 The boy is at school.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #476 Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #478 The child plays with a toy.
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #479 Why do latin people always have knives in movies?!
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #480 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
