S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #482 In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #485 Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #486 I wear a yellow hat.
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #487 Like i said before, weiner dogs are among my favorite!
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #488 If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #491 If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #494 Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #496 The bird is in the tree.
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #497 I have shorts on because its not cold at all outside!
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #500 If it was cold outside i would be wearing jeans!
