S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #501 MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #505 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #506 I think you meant "today its snowing!"!!!
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #507 What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #508 Tomorrow is Tuesday.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #510 Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
S surly New member Oct 10, 2006 302 3 0 Canada Jan 15, 2007 #513 The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #515 [FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica] I like to swim.[/FONT]
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #517 [FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]You like to eat.[/FONT]
EHamilton New member Nov 29, 2006 384 1 0 Jan 15, 2007 #518 I cant believe ive already wasted almost an hour on this worseless shit!
nachoninja Love the dog Oct 3, 2006 4,039 49 0 Fleshlightville Jan 15, 2007 #519 [FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]We like to walk.[/FONT]
