What a girl really means when she says...

marketer23

marketer23

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"I'm just not looking for a boyfriend right now."
(Im waayy out of your league.)

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."
(I'd NEVER risk be seen with you in public.)

"Sorry I'm just really busy."
(Give up, its not gonna happen, please lose my number)

*no response
(Maybe if I'm quiet, he will go away..)
 


marketer23 said:
"I'm just not looking for a boyfriend right now."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

"Sorry I'm just really busy."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

*no response
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)
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Fixed.
 
"Be gentle, it's my first time"
(today.)


EDIT : just noticed you wrote gentile instead of gentle. Was there a clever jewish reference in there that I'm missing? "My last boyfriend ran out of the room when I told him I wanted a good porking?"
 
You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
 
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Who knew that our porn dedicated WF members are so well versed in women´s speak.... It does come as a surprise....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketer23
"I'm just not looking for a boyfriend right now."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

"Sorry I'm just really busy."
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

*no response
(More chloroform! Use more chloroform!)

I'll have to use that in future, the club keeps ruining their makeup
 
Izaya said:
You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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--I do this all the time. Hahahaha poor boyfriend. But the thing is, these lines work.
 
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