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The way seatbelts wrinkle the crap out of dress shirts when you're driving. By the time you get to where you're going, you look like a hobo.
 


When people lick their fingers while they are eating, making that "slurp" sound. Ah, i feel like reaching over the table and smacking the shit out of them. haha.
 
bobomonkey said:
No shit... man the crap they put on MTV is absolutely mind numbing.

Every episode of every show sounds something like...

"LaShonta you mother (BEEP)ing (BEEP). Uh uh! I'm gonna slap you, you stupid (BEEP)!"
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My band shot a reality pilot with MTV a couple years ago that (thankfully) didn't get picked up. It's basically just a bunch of contrived bullshit. My drummer was also one of the first dudes kicked off that damn Tila Tequila show. His sentiments echo my own.
 
Hmmm, bars that top up bottles of premium liquor with cheaper generics. Some of us can taste the difference, arseholes, and we want what we just laid down $15 for!
On the subject of bars, chicks that make out with other chicks to score free drinks, but are actually straight, and also not looking to pickup...
Also people that think you're trying to hit on them when you're trying to start a conversation because you're just bored.
I spend too much time in bars, but they're the only places that have free WiFi in the city!

What really shits me is Reality TV that's so clearly contrived. If it's that contrived, it's not reality TV, it's a fucking cheap game show!
Bring back some reality to TV, and maybe we'll get something like Series 7 (please tell me someone else has seen that movie!)... Or at least let the contestants fuck on air, like they do on the German BB.

Subigo: Actually... the Bible does mention it... Sin of Onan or some such. That's why technically, the Catholic withdrawal method is still a no-no...
Janaic: You too huh? When they do it with soup, it's really annoying too. "It's a fucking liquid, just let gravity do its work once the spoon is in your mouth, arsehat! You don't need to slurp!"
 
HarveyJ said:
Janaic: You too huh? When they do it with soup, it's really annoying too. "It's a fucking liquid, just let gravity do its work once the spoon is in your mouth, arsehat! You don't need to slurp!"
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Exactly!! Didn't their mother teach them manners? :D
 
dogfighter said:
For the win:

The way seatbelts wrinkle the crap out of dress shirts when you're driving. By the time you get to where you're going, you look like a hobo.
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I agree but I have found a way to get around this. Drive shirtless and put it on a hanger. :thumbsup:
 
Sig Spammers, they annoy the hell out of me.

You know, the asshats who crash the party with the intention of waving their annoying fucking offers in everyones faces. Sure, they act like they are there to have a good time but they only care about making some chump change while annoying the fuck out of everyone.

Wickedfire has seen a steady rise in an infestation of sig spammers, beginning around February of this year.

If you could invent something that would cause their monitor to explode, embedding jagged shards of glass and plastic into their faces and eyes, you could make millions.
 
constantly checking to see whats going on here. why do I do it? No idea. someone should put me on a 30 day ban so I can concentrate on work. seriously, if a mod reads this, please do it. I'm not kidding.
 
The fact that half my posts on this forum have to be moderated or something.

Also the fact that there are no holograms yet :(
 
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