What is old?

[barman]

You're only as old as the women you're fucking.

 

[tacoX]

Once you hit 30, you're not young anymore.
I'm turning 24 soon.

 

[tangy]

Once you hit 30, you're not young anymore.
I'm turning 24 soon.

Once you're 30, sleep with a few 18 year olds and then let us know how old you feel

 

[Godspeed]

Once you hit 30, you're not young anymore.
I'm turning 24 soon.

Come back to this post when you turn 30, you will be more wiser.

p.s.
Fuck OP for making this thread, i was feeling younger before i read it.

 

[Vendzilla]

I'm 50, And I doubt any of you could have kept up with me this week end

 

[MyOwnDemon]

31. I definitely don't feel as active as when I was 21, but I don't quite feel "old" yet.

 

[davidb]

LOL at poll ending at 40+ and some of the responses.

Reading this thread makes me feel old, but I remember when I was in my teens and 20's and thought 40 was old.

 

[chief]

If you're 20 and feel old you need to work out more and eat better.

THIS.

 

[pushchris]

just turned 25 yesterday. FAWWWWKK quarter century.

 

[mattseh]

just turned 25 yesterday. FAWWWWKK quarter century.

LOL at new avatar man

 

[BruceM]

ridiculous poll choices

Haha looks like Hef is taking a crap.

 

[InternetAuthor]

I was relieved to hit 25 and even more relieved to hit 30. It was nice to finally be treated like a grownup after acting like one for so long. What is old? Old is when you start to have the old person smell. End of story.

 

[Flyboy]

We don't stop playing because we grow old.. We grow old because we stop playing.

 

[WebGambit]

Old is 20 years older than I currently am. Always.

 

[amanda11]

Old is when you masturbate, and instead of fresh, active sperm you start puffing out dust like an exhaust pipe ... or something like that.

 

[danke]

My father recently told me what old is after finally feeling it for himself.

Old is when you write out your age as a number and you're surprised by how high it is.

 

[Socialpro]

really...........get a life wuss

 

[lincolndsp]

it's not about when old, but the time you are not young any more!

 

[flx89]

20 it's when your cool life should start, really!

 

[TheCheesePolice]

And if you show me just 1 GUY who can play more than 7-8 instruments I will send you 50$ to your paypal

globeandmail.com: The one-man band from Newfoundland could play 8 instruments - 5 at a time

I've come to claim my 50 bucks.