What would you do if some drunk crashed through your fence?
- Thread starter Aequitas
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What if it's just some low level criminals, stole a car, robbed some dude, then threw the victims wallet out the window as they were ripping up your fence?
^I would still try this too. Or be your own cop, if there is an address in the wallet, go for a spin to his place, hang around, look for vehicles with scratches/dents/etc., take photo's perhaps...
^I would still try this too. Or be your own cop, if there is an address in the wallet, go for a spin to his place, hang around, look for vehicles with scratches/dents/etc., take photo's perhaps...
Sounds all like way too much work for me. Call the cops, have them investigate and once they did your home owners insurance should cover the fence.
Not sure what all the beating them with a fence pole is about. Only thing it's going to do is get you a ticket in front of a court and a huge lawyer bill.
Not sure what all the beating them with a fence pole is about. Only thing it's going to do is get you a ticket in front of a court and a huge lawyer bill.
Keep the cash, then throw the wallet back out in the bushes. The guy might show up trying to look for said wallet, then you can run up to him and suplex his ass!
So true!
My friend's daughter had her purse stolen. Months later she was arrested for being involved in a drive by shooting that resulted in a death, because her ID was in the car that was used.
She spent the night in jail before they got it straightened out and realized she wasn't involved.
Yup I could go through insurance but I live on a 2 acre lot and the fence is back from the 1960s some fucking steal mesh ugly shit that is only worth about $20 bucks by todays standards so there is no need to deal with insurance.
Dude you have no idea, I once seen a car crash happen right in front of me, the cop shop was no shit directly across the road, I phoned them instantly, and literally 30 minutes later one car pulls out slower then hell and comes over.
That is the response times of the cops in this town. Unless there is an all out gun fight they always take there sweet ass time.
Yeah, by waiting you probably saved the guy from getting popped for DWI. Now they'll just be on the hook for reckless driving, destruction of personal property, and leaving the scene of an accident.
Had a similar thing happen on my property a few years ago. The dude drove off after driving across the yard and killing a tree. Left his front license plate next to the tree. I had the cops out right away and they got him at home trying to explain to his wife what had happened to the truck. There was some satisfaction in knowing about him going to court for DWI and the rest.
Had a similar thing happen on my property a few years ago. The dude drove off after driving across the yard and killing a tree. Left his front license plate next to the tree. I had the cops out right away and they got him at home trying to explain to his wife what had happened to the truck. There was some satisfaction in knowing about him going to court for DWI and the rest.
- Be compulsive, you know who at least one of them is, and you should have no problem finding out where they live.
- Launch regular steak-outs. Follow perp when they start drinking and driving.
- Call cops an report a DUI. Make sure your not drinking yourself.
- Video tape perp getting pulled over and put in the slammer.
- Upload to youtube, enjoy your 15min of fame.
- Buy a cape, you'll need it for Halloween anyways.
- ??? Profit!
Did you remember their address...if so, when they get their car back, go to their house at 3am and take a shit on their car hood...or if they have a small vegetable garden again at 3am go rub your sweaty ball sack over their tomatos