What's Worth Doing In Texas?



If you're in Dallas, and you've rented a convertible, don't be stingy with the gas pedal near Dealey Plaza.

Funny...but true in Tejas.

If you're driving, you can get away with "highway robbery" behind the wheel. Plenty of long stretches of road to let a car run free...:338:

Oh & all the college towns are fun to check out if you're still into that.
 
i lived in a loft downtown dallas for a couple of years... the whole area is riddled with plastic mall-style bars, panhandlers & worn-out hookers. i worked on the 32nd floor of renaissance tower & we'd all hold daily bets on how high the swirling grocery bags would get. the hawks would take out pigeons midair causing a spray of cigarette butts.

EDIT: alright that last bit was a lie, never saw a spray of cigarette butts. i just told myself that at the time because it was more pleasant than imagining the bloody cigarette butts you'd see on the streets were from AIDS ridden hookers putting them out in their lesions.

Bro, you're not suppose to live on harry hines. You did it wrong.
 
Outside of Austin (about 30 min) is the Salt Lick BBQ (The Salt Lick). I was down there for a bachelor party and we had a great time. It was featured on an episode of Man vs. Food.
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You can also check out the largest doughnuts in the country in Round Rock (World Famous Round Rock Donuts).
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LMAO ok fine fine, Dallas is a shithole in most places. BUT Fort Worth is pretty. There are lots of Texas-y things to do... hell I think the rodeo there is fun. If you are traveling alone the cowboy bar scene in downtown Fort Worth (stockyards) is a good time. Like 30 bars all within a couple of blocks. Very Texas.

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99% of Fort Worth is a shithole, too. Arlington is where everyone goes to have fun, including The Cowboys and The Rangers, Six Flags, several malls, etc.
 
Austin is the shit. Absolutely incredible music scene. But you probably knew that.

I've just driven through West Texas a couple times, but to say it's uninspiring would be an understatement. San Antonio seemed like a pretty cool town though.

Friendly people, those Texans. And they like their meat. Meat grilling and barbecuing joints abound.
 
West Texas has nice pockets - look for state parks, caverns and (if you're brave enough) border towns.

The panhandle is good for serious cowboy moments. The Big Texan, the Cowboy museum, awesome open landscapes.

Dallas sucks.

Austin and the Hill Country have plenty to offer. Check out downtown Austin and Lake Travis. Luckenbach, Shiner and New Braunsfels all have a lot to offer - hiking, tubing, beer, music, etc.

Houston does the space thing very well and we have Galveston nearby with ugly beaches, but nice Moody Gardens and the Pier activites. I live within minutes of NASA and the Space Center and they never cease to be interesting to walk through and see. Kemah is fun to take in as well, and they start Rock the Dock soon. The Museums are also world-class. There's quite a bit to do in midtown and near the Galleria as well including eat amazing things. There's a reason so many Houstonians carry extra weight. It's a shame you weren't here a month or two ago and you could have enjoyed the Rodeo.

Have fun!
 
Finally got back about an hour ago.

All of the great suggestions in this thread went unheeded because the trip was all work and no play.

Internet access was poor most of the time, but the steaks were good.

If you're waiting on a PM from me, I'll be hitting you up shortly.

In the meantime, here's a few pics:

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.... I went to that one place when I was 14. Off Route 66. It's famous for that free steak if you can eat it all? Weighs like a shit ton I believe.

...that or cow tipping. Not much to do I. That fucked off place

Forgive typos, iPad.