Whats wrong with this sales pitch?

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Deliguy

Deliguy

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I just saw the funniest signature on earth. It belongs to a person over at Warrior Forum. I'll remove the link but see if you can figure out whats wrong with this advertisement.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] "The difference in one's life occurs when choices are prioritized."

Rank in the Top 3% among over 56 million websites - http://LinkRemoved/affiliates-secret.html[/FONT][/FONT]
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If your curious the post that made me find his sig said
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Is this CMS template to get high PR backlinks for high-end webmasters only? I don't know a lot, but I want to learn how to do the template to change my currently 0 pagerank. Is there a link on how to do the basics?[/FONT][/FONT]
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I'm not one to make fun of noobies, but this was too funny not to share.
 


Yeah half of those noobs are idiots. That is why they have there own forum where idiots can help out other idiots.

Man that sounds so dumb :(
 
if anyone really wanted the info on how to rank in the top 168,000 in the interweb search pm me and i'll send you the link.
 
The real question Deliguy is why were you at the Warrior Forum in the first place
 
Deliguy said:
I just saw the funniest signature on earth. It belongs to a person over at Warrior Forum. I'll remove the link but see if you can figure out whats wrong with this advertisement.

If your curious the post that made me find his sig said
I'm not one to make fun of noobies, but this was too funny not to share.
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I wonder the same thing sometimes, how do you rank in the top 3% of the 56 million sites? That's probably some good information in that signiture. I don't get why thats a bad signiture? I'd click on it for sure.
 
What is almost as funny is you math majors thinking 3% of 56 million is 168,000.

It is 1,680,000. :)

And the closest I have ever been to number 1 is 1,702,351!
 
My parents were too poor to afford the hooked on phonics package that included all the fancy number learnin'
 
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