What's your top 5 first date questions?

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1) Show me your boobs?
2) Show me your boobs?
3) Show me your boobs?
4) Show me your boobs?
5) Smile! You're going to be on Wicked Fire!
 
´will you buy me a drink?
will you blow me under the table?
will you come home with me?
will you take it up your arse?
will you take out the trash when you leave?

If answer is yes to all of the above you may wash the dishes on your way out......
 
ffblueocean said:
Single or in a relationship, what's your favorite dating questions to find out more about people on the first date?
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Sophia.. what are your top questions when you ask a girl out?? And list some typical answers.. A look into the wonderful world of lesbianism.
 
1. My trailer or yours? Not to brag but mines a double wide.
2. Are those your kids or you just babysittin?
3. You wanna bet who's SSI check is bigger?
4. Daaaaaam what's that smell, you got seafood in your trashcan?
5. Seriously...is one of us gonna pay or we gonna sprint outta this bar?
 
1. What do you do for a living?

The psychology/communications majors and 2nd grade teachers who are killing time until they find a man to knock them up can leave now or be left with the check.

2. Do you like kids?

You won't be getting any from me.

3. What are your political leanings?

If you use the words "Change", "Hope", "Conspiracy", or "Ron Paul", the date is over.

4. How do you feel about cats?

Giggle and coo or die.

5. What's in your CD Player/iPod right now?

Disturbed and Good Charlotte you say? My gosh, look at the time!
 
dogfighter said:
5. What's in your CD Player/iPod right now?

Disturbed and Good Charlotte you say? My gosh, look at the time!
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I was with a german girl last night who liked those bands! I just smiled and nodded. Can't be letting shite musical taste get in the way of punani.

1) What music you into?
2) What films you into?
3) What your fav beers and drinks?
4) What cool holidays have you been and shit?
5) More of the same shite talk

All very boring crap talk. Has to be done though
 
Usually this is groundwork laid before the first date, but if there is a quick return on the initial contact, here are a few possible questions.

Do you consider yourself to be trustworthy?

What are you doing to better yourself?

Do you get along better with men or with women?

Where do you see yourself in X years?

Do you have a sweet tooth?
 
Jon said:
Sophia.. what are your top questions when you ask a girl out?? And list some typical answers.. A look into the wonderful world of lesbianism.
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I shared a house with two lesbians once. It was just meant to be one girl,but soon after she moved in, her "friend" moved in and very rarely left. Sometimes we heard them at it when they left their window open.

The whole things was a lot less hot than you might imagine. :(
 
First Date???? What the hell is that, like when you find someone that wants to sleep with you right away.

Fuck the questions, if a girl is giving you a fuck me look walk up and say hey hows it going, after that your job is done just sit back and enjoy until the morning when you have to flip her a dollar for the bus ride home......oooo women get so mad when you do that....I still haven't figured out why...

P.S. One thing I've learned over the years is that apparently your supposed to ask before getting the creamy white stuff on her instead of in her.....still haven't figured out why that one matter either.....

I figure live by 1 rule, get in, get off, and get out, then move on fuck relationships and comitment.
 
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