Where can I get a god damn mother fucking VPS?!?!

Apr 1, 2012
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I tried ubiquity hosting - they declined my card after making me wait for 3 FUKIN days even though I have the money. They said fraud, I said they are nancy wankers.

I tried myhosting.com - they called the fake number and refunded me (at least these guys only took 3 hrs to tell me to bugger off)

Looked up burst.net - aint a god damn windows vps there!

Niggas, I ain't spending more than 70 bucks. Whoever is able to find me a vps with:

10-20 gigs memory (doesn't really matter at all)
At least 1.5 gigs ram
At least 3 ips
At LEAST 1 tb of bandwidth (the more the merrier)

For $70 or less get my private method of making $1,000 a week on the regula degula.

HELP!
 


Try JaguarPC. They are super cheap and can't figure out how to stop blacklisting my IP every fucking time I fuck up a password.
 
1and1, best hosting ever. I would also registered all the domains with them. They have very user friendly service, all problems are sorted withing 3 - 6 months. They also help you to keep domains you don't want.
 
Try JaguarPC. They are super cheap and can't figure out how to stop blacklisting my IP every fucking time I fuck up a password.

1. Log into WHM.
2. Scroll down until you see ConfigServer Security & Firewall (usually at the bottom), click.
3. Type your IP into 'quick allow'.
4. Restart CSF.
 
Try Virpus.com I have several accounts with them and I use them for development. I would however not host any of my production sites with them though. Worth a try they are the best and cheapest I could find on the market. Their premium packages are actually quiet good.

Cheers
 
For $70 or less get my private method of making $1,000 a week on the regula degula.

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if you know how to make a grand a week, you know how to fucking use Google well enough to find a VPS
 
1. Log into WHM.
2. Scroll down until you see ConfigServer Security & Firewall (usually at the bottom), click.
3. Type your IP into 'quick allow'.
4. Restart CSF.

They installed that for me after like the 5th time it happened and I whitelisted my IP, then today it happened anyway.