HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I want a PedoBear hoodie!
Also, to address the "browsing/prowling" ideas posted, unlike (apparently) a lot of WiFi members, I am an old fart with a family. I was shopping for Halloween costumes with my kids and ran across that whole section of shit that my daughter will not be wearing this year or any other year. I am not prudish by a long stretch, but it is crazy to me that the teen girls costumes and the "sexy" costumes for adult women are virtually indistinguishable from one another. When I was your age, jailbait at least pretended to be innocent.
Frank