Fucking manly!
Retrosexual!
Look at that shirt - John Wayne would crack open a brew with this hombre.
Giving the "Most Interesting Man in the World" a run for his money.
NO HOMO!
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Matt with Thai Lady Boi - doesn't get much gayer than this.
Matt warms his oversized nipples. An obvious sign of too much estrogen production.
Fucking GAY ASS hand gestures... all that is missing is his "Duck Face".
Here Matt demonstrates his "fake out move" for unsuspecting drunken frat boys. See, while stroking the cock you clench the nuts and they are at your mercy.... fucking sick Matt, just sick! And GAY!
Matt demonstrates his "constipated" and "O" face... and if both happen at the same time, winner winner chicken dinner as far as the Mattster is concerned!
WTF? Nazi skinhead meets... infantilism? Romper Stomper want to play patty cake?
Here Matt expresses the ideal size of a Google interns nut sack that he prefers to tea-bag.
Only those with BBC this big get to board this ride, tee-hee!
Matt demonstrates "Bitch Fu" kata... a peculiar martial art originating in the hills of San Fran ... scratch/slap/yell...better run bitches!