Let's make one thing clear for the haters, I hate soccer for a reason.
I don't actively hate on various forms of racing, chess, curling (I love curling!), swimming, track and field, tennis, golf, bowling, etc...
The real reason is why. Soccer is a special case because the rest of the world actively loves it for no apparent reason. If it wasn't such a big deal for the rest of the world, I would completely fail to care enough to even insult it.
The truth is the rest of the world would rather riot, throw urine/blood bombs at players, use vuvuzelas (the most retarded thing anyone has ever heard of), dress idiotic (you've seen the retarded world cup attire), wear stab proof vests, have an event in Africa, constantly take flops (looks like there's a sniper on the field), all in the hopes of being number one.
What kind of game is that?