Why did I come to Austin?

Bobbyy

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Mar 22, 2011
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1. girlfriend of one year
2. struggling with rent, utilities, and food to eat at home
3. she has no job. She has been telling me recently she's been looking for jobs at night
4. Pay the fuck out of the bills daily working my ass off at Burger King
5. come home
6. She's cuddling with some guy on the couch. They're watching TV.
7. Really nervous at this point I say, "hey" my voice cracked
8. I feel my face beat red, she gives out a weak, "hey" continues to stare and watch TV on my couch
9. say nervously, "H-hey let me get you guys a soda."
10. walk to the fridge, get him a Dr. Pepper
11. "Hey man here ya g--"
12. He smacks it out of my hand
13. they both start laughing
14. Nervously laugh with them
15. "Hahaha goodnight"
16. walk to my bedroom
17. feel stupid. End up crying in bed
18. an hour later I hear them start fucking. she is screaming really loud at one point and says "god that was good" after. i can barely keep myself from breaking down.
19. next morning he takes a few of my PS3 games. Took my frozen pizza

This shit has been happening for the past week. But she's running in and out of the door without even talking to me. She'll say hi but nothing else. Her guyfriend comes over somehow without her or me home. He takes all of my food out of my fridge eats it and makes a mess. Just 2 hours ago when he left to get something to eat he threw a Soda can (filled, not empty) and chucked it at my head.. He laughed and so my instict was to laugh back. Now I'm crying I don't know what to do.

Now I am locked out of my bedroom while my girlfriend and her new guyfriend sleep in my bedroom. They just put a lock so I don't know what they are doing in there. The guy is now harassing me even more, eating all of my food, making messes. I am about to break down I don't know what to do.
 


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1. girlfriend of one year
2. struggling with rent, utilities, and food to eat at home
3. she has no job. She has been telling me recently she's been looking for jobs at night
4. Pay the fuck out of the bills daily working my ass off at Burger King
5. come home
6. She's cuddling with some guy on the couch. They're watching TV.
7. Really nervous at this point I say, "hey" my voice cracked
8. I feel my face beat red, she gives out a weak, "hey" continues to stare and watch TV on my couch
9. say nervously, "H-hey let me get you guys a soda."
10. walk to the fridge, get him a Dr. Pepper
11. "Hey man here ya g--"
12. He smacks it out of my hand
13. they both start laughing
14. Nervously laugh with them
15. "Hahaha goodnight"
16. walk to my bedroom
17. feel stupid. End up crying in bed
18. an hour later I hear them start fucking. she is screaming really loud at one point and says "god that was good" after. i can barely keep myself from breaking down.
19. next morning he takes a few of my PS3 games. Took my frozen pizza

This shit has been happening for the past week. But she's running in and out of the door without even talking to me. She'll say hi but nothing else. Her guyfriend comes over somehow without her or me home. He takes all of my food out of my fridge eats it and makes a mess. Just 2 hours ago when he left to get something to eat he threw a Soda can (filled, not empty) and chucked it at my head.. He laughed and so my instict was to laugh back. Now I'm crying I don't know what to do.

Now I am locked out of my bedroom while my girlfriend and her new guyfriend sleep in my bedroom. They just put a lock so I don't know what they are doing in there. The guy is now harassing me even more, eating all of my food, making messes. I am about to break down I don't know what to do.

Just in case this is real. Go some fucking nuts.
 
not sure if serious,

but if serious- you are the biggest beta male in history and should just end your life now
 
Yeah if this real you should go as low as you can... Eat loads, quit your job, make her miserable and leave with the guy and then start again.
 
Bobbyy, this is what you do...walk to where ever they are and then punch the guy in the face as hard as you can, you will then have this weird sensation between your legs, this is your testicles producing testosterone for the first time. After that your new found hormone will guide you.
 
I second stealing the guy from her

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Just 2 hours ago when he left to get something to eat he threw a Soda can (filled, not empty) and chucked it at my head.

Nice try bro, you obviously just outed yourself as a complete troll. If this were real, you'd obviously be a pussy of epic fucking proportions, so much so that if you were hit in the head with even an empty soda can you'd be dead or in a coma before your 2" cock hit the ground.

Protip: roommate != girlfriend. Put strychnine in some guacamole and move on.