Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?

[juntao65]

Do I get to keep Jessica Alba?

she's hella drunk and hasn't orgasm'd for a week. so your chances of getting lucky are way up there. oh and she has a fantasy of fucking some dude who just saved her from drowning - i know weird shit right.

 

[amateursurgeon]

So your point is that people are selfish?

No specific point other than noting that the dog vs. stranger question is a classic bit of situational ethics, and most people (not unsurprisingly) answered with a gut response.

I wanted to see if this got the same gut response, or a different one.

 

[DrewClement]

This is an obvious answer for anyone with at least two brain cells. You save the HUMAN. Human > Dog.

And you know if it was my kid drowning, you better save my kid rather than your dog, because I'm pretty sure I'd kill you otherwise. Dog dies, or you die, that's the option you'd have.

You would have no way of knowing that I chose my dog over your child......unless of course you were there watching.

In which case, save your damn kid yourself...lol

 

[Bofu2U]

If my child is a young adult he should know how fucking swim.
<stirring the drama>

 

[tainted]

You're both drowning; who do you save: Yourself, or your pocket pussy?

Discuss.

 

[TBoneAZ]

Dog should be saving the boy! Lassie would have!

 

[Bofu2U]

I'd save Bofu.

Edit: If for some reason Bofu would need saving. Bofu is an excellent fat guy swimmer.

 

[ChrisS]

I'd use my pocket pussy as a snorkel.

 

[JMan1234]

You would have no way of knowing that I chose my dog over your child......unless of course you were there watching.

In which case, save your damn kid yourself...lol

You couldn't keep a secret like that forever (I saved my dog while watching a kid drown)...I'd eventually find out.

And, just because you are right there doing the swimming, that doesn't mean witnesses aren't around.
Maybe witnesses that for whatever reason (handicapped, elderly, etc...) can't swim well enough to help.

"Yes, we saw what happened. This guy jumped in the lake, we thought he was going to save the kid, but he went after
a dog instead".

 

[m0rtal]

I'd use my pocket pussy as a snorkel.

Just hope some pervert isn't walking by. Shit will run out of air pretty quickly. "Oh look, a floating vagina!"

 

[Jizzlobber]

I ditched the pocket pussy once I got the dog. Swim you fat fuck.

 

[Instrumentalist]

I'd save the stranger's kid's dog.

 

[Instrumentalist]

Would you save this baby

 

[ChrisS]

No. Looks heavy.

 

[ChrisS]

I ditched the pocket pussy once I got the dog. Swim you fat fuck.

ROFL

Finally using your SEO skillz for good, I see...

 

[amateursurgeon]

I'd save the strangers kid's dog's pocket pussy.

 

[Dark Cognitive]

Would you save this baby

Looks more like a fucking Walrus than a baby!!, i bet it can swim just fine!

 

[TBoneAZ]

I would use my hands for both jobs!

 

[oldgym]

if your kid was an adult and cant swim then he will be strong enough and heavy enough to hold on to the stranger that is trying to rescue him and they both go down together.

that is what happened to my friends dad that tried to save a teenager.

its a lose lose situattion. a coward, or a dead hero.

 

[CPW-Carl]

yeah, drowning people panic like all fuck, best to throw them something that floats and stay away. I went to help a lady in trouble in a swimming pool once, she grabbed me and pushed me under while she was flailing about trying to push herself up. Never again.