Why Women Live Longer Than Men

[MCRunning]

Why women live longer than men...

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant

That CAN'T be right.

Ummmm, at least someone's holding the ladder steady

Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?

Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

Who needs a truck?

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, I strapped it down.

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

Maybe we shouldn't have parked it on the side of a hill.

No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.

Kubota's new tractor mounted scaffolding.

Always follow traffic signs.

All I wanna know is, HOW?

Now I wanna know why
n a hurry?

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

 

[KSRothwell]

Love em. Those are great.

 

[Janaic]

LMAO. Some people lack common sense.

 

[barman]

Well, women can't drive, so HA!

 

[HarveyJ]

MCRunning, did you just copypaste that from Warez Forum?

 

[MCRunning]

MCRunning, did you just copypaste that from Warez Forum?

Got it in an email

 

[Janaic]

Well, women can't drive, so HA!

*cough cough* MOST women cannot drive. I drive classic muscle cars that run a flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds. But I'd definitely have to agree, most women cannot drive nor can they drive a stick shift!

 

[engaged]

*cough cough* MOST women cannot drive. I drive classic muscle cars that run a flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds. But I'd definitely have to agree, most women cannot drive nor can they drive a stick shift!

Wow, it's so tough to go in a straight line, how do you manage to keep that muscle car straight for 10 to 10.5 seconds?

 

[RuDeDoGg]

*cough cough* MOST women cannot drive. I drive classic muscle cars that run a flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds. But I'd definitely have to agree, most women cannot drive nor can they drive a stick shift!

 

[Janaic]

Wow, it's so tough to go in a straight line, how do you manage to keep that muscle car straight for 10 to 10.5 seconds?

Never driven a super fast car?

 

[Janaic]

Ha, I'm good.

 

[barman]

Ha, I'm good.

don't be a square, do it!

 

[Janaic]

I guess I'm a "square". Sorry, no can do.

 

[spock49]

*cough cough* MOST women cannot drive. I drive classic muscle cars that run a flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds. But I'd definitely have to agree, most women cannot drive nor can they drive a stick shift!

what do you mean by "flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds"?

do you mean 0-100 mph in 10 seconds?

 

[MDSandB]

what do you mean by "flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds"?

do you mean 0-100 mph in 10 seconds?

naah whoz talking about cars here.

Aren't we'll taking about the chick Janaic here?

 

[MDSandB]

I guess I'm a "square". Sorry, no can do.

Where is the proof ??

lol, kidding.

 

[Janaic]

what do you mean by "flat 10 seconds to 10.5 seconds"?

do you mean 0-100 mph in 10 seconds?

no in terms of drag racing, I suppose. Built to pull a quarter mile in 10 - 10.5 seconds, excluding turbo chargers, nos, etc. pure motor.

 

[-Matt-]

That's awesome

 

[Arsonistx]

Haha, that's funny as hell.

 

[engaged]

Never driven a super fast car?

Have you ever driven a Cheetah?