without the internet I would...

[Jon]

....Be a rich kid with a trophy wife, playing golf every weekend, going shopping for new china with the wife, doing smack, and worst of all, be either an investment banker or a lawyer. Bleh.

At least I can be the opposite of all of that.. except the smack.

 

[Laura]

going shopping for new china with the wife

Now *that* sounds like fun. Hehehe.

 

[chatmasta]

invent the internet!

DAMN YOU!

Fucking joke stealer.

 

[cjsandstorm2001]

Without the internet I would...

... have to pay for porn. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no0w that is scareing the shit out of me......god bless free porn!

 

[MrCat]

i'll have more time to sleep ZZzzzzzzzzz

 

[deeljea]

...be totally bored!

 

[BeerHat]

without the internet, I would be a low-level worker in the construction field. At night I would drive my big white van with tinted windows looking for my next victim ....err I mean project.

 

[angelo]

Without the internet is like going to prison.

 

[Heartcore]

....Be a rich kid with a trophy wife, playing golf every weekend, going shopping for new china with the wife, doing smack, and worst of all, be either an investment banker or a lawyer. Bleh.

At least I can be the opposite of all of that.. except the smack.

virgin

 

[samanthawell]

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Would not have bought the new car i plan on purchasing with just my Net money
And will probably be broke, flipping burgers and taking taxis to work.........