Woman kills boyfriend on Xmas Day, texts friend to see if he'd like to help eat body



"You just took one in the jugular, man!"
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Sad thing is she will get off the charges or a slap on the wrist because she is a precious female and we all know females are incapable of committing crimes.

eh... if they find her not guilty by reason of insanity, she's not gona get a slap on the wrist, at the very least she's gona have a few years in a state mental health ward. And depending on the reputation of it, it may or may not be woman friendly (Though she could probably take your jugulars out with her teeth).