Woman on maury is afraid of cotton balls

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This is old and hilarious. Someone needs to make an ebook for this bitch and sell it for $500 bucks a pop.

"Getting Over The Cottonball Man: 101 Sure Steps to Success"

I can just imagine the landing page.
 
I know a guy who is afraid of cotton balls. The thing is, he is jacked too. He will literally kick your ass until you cry if you try and touch him with one. One of my friends decided it would be a good idea to go up behind him and put some in his ear long story short it didnt end well. He had like an inner ear infection when he was a kid and they put them in his ear and stuff so now he is afraid of them. idk.
 
NOT funny! I have a very similar phobia. It's not cotton but its also a very common every day item. I don't give a shit I would of beaten that maury bitch over the head with a chair repeatedly if he ever did something like that to me.

There's a lot of phobias out there like that and I have a lot of sympathy for them. I'm lucky the few people in my life that know of my phobia are very helpful with it. Anytime it goes near me they get it out of the room or dispose if it while i hide behind a chair or something. Although I totally see the humor in it and am always joking about it, its just a reaction I can't help. If it's just incidentally there I'm scared and hide until someone gets rid of it, which i carefully monitor from a safe distance, if there's a threat of it actually touching me I react with blind rage. I've only had one person who knows about the phobia actually try something and i just blacked out in anger and ended up hitting him extremely hard with a 2x4. I felt bad about it but even after he got out of the hospital (nothing too major) he even apologized and admitted he knew shouldn't of done it and did it anyways.

I've seen several of those maury shows where he does that to people like with the person scared of pickles and shit. He needs to watch his ass. Those people when they're in a complete panic like that can't be responsible for their actions. Eventually someone is going to get seriously hurt trying to pull a stunt like that.
 
I have a friend who is also afraid of cotton balls... and tshirts, and just about anything made from cotton! Allergies you see.
Being afraid of them without an allergy is just odd. They're inanimate balls of fluff.
And if she's so afraid of cotton balls, I'd hate to think about what happens to her when she has to change the bag on the vacuum cleaner.

deliguy: Can we start a pool on trying to guess what your phobia is?
My bet is that it's baking paper.
 
HarveyJ said:
deliguy: Can we start a pool on trying to guess what your phobia is?
My bet is that it's baking paper.
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lol no one would guess it and if they did i wouldn't say :)

It would be kinda fun though to try to figure out what the worst phobia imaginable would be. My guess would be light bulbs. Could you imagine, they're everywhere and extremely noticeable. I've also heard of several people with a fear of water. That would suck.
 
This is fucked up! What I can't figure out is why that pussy of a husband just didn't punch the living daylights out of Maury and those fags dressed up in cotton ball suits?
 
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