Women - Preferences

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This.

Or This:
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Mentally: Smart but not too smart, sarcastic but not bitchy, motivated but open minded, easygoing but not a pushover. Bonus points for potheads, cooking skills, sports/music/movie/geekery knowledge.

Physically: Boobs, butt, nice eyes, no retarded tattoos, smell & dress nice. Tan but not orange. Preference for brunettes but open to all. No "dude" haircuts, unless you can really pull it off.

I'm really not that picky!

Damn dude, I'm just about the same. I'll take "too smart" but she's gotta DO something with it... I like a bit of crazy ambition. I don't need a pothead but I like a bad girl who doesn't follow all the rules.

I love tats, but preferably not tramp stamps. Arm sleeves are a huge turn on for me though, not sure why.

One funny thing is that I'm a Libertarian, but am turned on more by a nurturing, liberal woman... as long as he's cool with my caveman ways.
 
Can not stand apologetic women... Literally went out with this girl who every other line she said "sorry for xxxx" i fuckin slapped her at the end of the night and told her to grow some balls, and Never call me again
 
Nice Eyes
Lil shorter than me
Thin but not skinny
Not a complete bitch

/ looks like this

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all girls can be bitchy. not one is excluded from the bitch category.

which makes us all pigs cuz once they turn bitch we're all hunting for fresh vagina; thus, we are prone to not one particular type. as long as they keep they're mouths shut and stop trying to run the show, we're good. once they open up, then we're cheating on them with a new girl and then when that girl opens her trap, we're off to another. it's a vicious cycle so bottom line..any girl will do as long as they not act like a bitch...but they're all bitches at some point, thus we're called pigs becuz all we want is 1 bitchless girl but since that's not possible we're pigs living in this vicious cycle.
 
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My wife.

I'll save you all the sappy crap where I tell you why. All I know is I can't relate when other guys bitch about their wives. Surely, they must have really fucked up in the mate selection process in a way I have not.
 
My wife.

I'll save you all the sappy crap where I tell you why. All I know is I can't relate when other guys bitch about their wives. Surely, they must have really fucked up in the mate selection process in a way I have not.


how long have you been married for?
 
I use to live in VA too, the lack of hot Hispanic women was making me sick. Now I'm sick here in Miami when there is a lack of White and Asian women. WHERE IS THERE A BALANCE?!

I think Broward has a good mix. Once you hit my neck of the woods it's all white.