Worst insult thread

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Here are a few:

You should of stayed a stain on the sheets.
You've been bitching a lot, take some fucking midol.
Want a bucket and shovel? So you can play with all that sand in your fucking twat.


My personal favorite:
My kid can cause a bigger shit storm than you.

Sadly that's only inwardly funny due me having to clean up a few 'excursions' into his diaper, you gotta laugh about it some time.
 
Lord Brar said:
atleast my favorite one you will never understand. It's in Punjabi -- my native tongue. heh.
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You can share with me i will understand it very well :)

My favorite is " Teri..Phen di.."

It will be a PITA for you'll to understand. Am sure Lord Brar will understand and agree with me. :love-smiley-083:

MDSandB
 
"I forgot your name, can I just call you asshole?"
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your a dick"
"You FUCKSTAIN!" (I love saying fuckstain, not sure why)

/to an only child/
"Your brother was a blowjob"
/or/
"You should've been a blowjob"
 
Serious - not fucking about - insults?

You fucking cunt.

Direct, to the point, the ideal way of expressing your extreme displeasure with someone.
 
Here's a few terms that can be great... I don't tend to use scripted lines:

faggotry (ie. he has a B.A. in faggotry)

wanker / wankfest (ie. when yngwie played a bad note, all the wankers got all huffy and argued about who the greatest guitarist of all time is. it was a complete wankfest.)

slutmagic (my dick was moving around like a compass gone awry. it must have been slutmagic.)

Just as a little side note a foreigner called my music "wonderfoul" on myspace. I found this pretty hilarious... typos can rule.
 
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'I shit bigger than you' has always been one of my favs. 'You look like you were beaten as a baby' is another good one.
 
And for the really stupid and slow people "And to think, you were the fastest sperm, wow"

Or I love calling people Oxygen thief.
 
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I just got this one in my User CP along with negative rep:

"YOU UGLY FAGGOT YOUR IDEA POSTS SUCK"

lol that's a pretty good one.
 
scoby said:
If anyone ever calls you fat

"I'm only fat because every time I fuck your mother she gives me a biscuit"
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That's awesome!! Or I like "yeah beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone"
 
CorrectAD said:
I just got this one in my User CP along with negative rep:

"YOU UGLY FAGGOT YOUR IDEA POSTS SUCK"

lol that's a pretty good one.
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that one reeks (and I don't use that term lightly ) of the former toolhen.

I got one too. I think it was something like "HELLO REDNECK CUNT LOVE TOOLHEN" :sleep:

I can't remember the name he was trolling under, but SEO Mike took him out. :)
 
Damn there was a good term we used when I lived in Singapore, I think it was Malay. Fuck I can't remember it now though...Myowndemon, do you recall?

This guy I was sharing a cab with at the time called the cab driver it under his breath and the cabbie slammed on his brakes and made us get out of the cab and walk the rest of the way until we could find another cab (and that's hard to do on Old Holland road at 2 am!)

was it "ChiBi" (sp?)?
 
turbolapp said:
Damn there was a good term we used when I lived in Singapore, I think it was Malay. Fuck I can't remember it now though...Myowndemon, do you recall?

This guy I was sharing a cab with at the time called the cab driver it under his breath and the cabbie slammed on his brakes and made us get out of the cab and walk the rest of the way until we could find another cab (and that's hard to do on Old Holland road at 2 am!)

was it "ChiBi" (sp?)?
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For everyone who has no idea what Turbolapp is talking about (haha)... Turbolapp and I went to the same American highschool overseas in Singapore... :D She graduated a few years ahead of me though.

And yeah, Turbo, I think it is pronounced like that, but I can't quite remember the exact insult. I do remember the "ah beng", "I'll page my gang", "i'll slap you what!", and "lah" stuff though. Hahahaha

I also remember how the locals used to call me "Ang Mo" which meant "White Boy"... I'm pretty sure I was called a white devil a few times too, but I can't recall how to say it now.
 
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