Worst thing anyone's ever told you after sex?



Oh by the way, my mom says she knew you in college, her name is Judy. How well did you know here exactly?
 
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Worst thing I was ever told? Nothing....

Worst thing I ever told a girl?
.......I found out she cheated on my ass, so I went to my x girlfirends house and fucked er. an hour later I let the girl suck me off without washin the dick and ballz - we then fucked, and after I said "how'd that taste". I then told her what I did and told her she was a whore and to kick rox...

immature, but fuck it i was like 20 when this went down. so the worst thing she's ever been told was "how'd that taste".
 
I pulled out a bloody red dick, and I told her, "You are virgin?", and she said, "yeah, what did you think".. and then after a few minutes realized it was her fucking period blood.... i didn't know what to say.. Wanted to kick her face

FML
 
blogspotter said:
I pulled out a bloody red dick, and I told her, "You are virgin?", and she said, "yeah, what did you think".. and then after a few minutes realized it was her fucking period blood.... i didn't know what to say.. Wanted to kick her face

FML
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ROFLMAO



I was about 13 and a buddy of mine and I hooked up with a couple of gals at the cemetery one night. (It was close to THEIR house and we knew no one would bother us.)

My buddy took his gal into the Mausoleum and I took mine over to a grave surrounded by bushes. She told me she was on the Rag and I told her to just pull that thing out. She did and we went at it.

Later that night after getting back home, I had to piss. When I pulled my dick out to piss I saw all the blood around the base of my cock & all over my balls and thighs.


I FREAKED OUT for a split second. WTF?!!!


I had used a rubber, but forgot that her menstrual blood just might SPLATTER all over everywhere else while fucking her.

Hurr Fucking Dhurr on me.


I will admit that hearing that Tampon making a squish sound as she pulled it out and then hearing the SPLAT when it landed a few graves over kinda killed my hard on a little. But only a little and I was soon over that once she went down on me.

But, unlike the Brave and Adventurous Chicken Fucker, I did NOT return the favor.

Lulz

Though I have since had no problem eating my Bloody Wives over the years. Yes, that's right....WIVES in the plural form.


Lulz
 
Dresden14 said:
Worst thing I was ever told? Nothing....

Worst thing I ever told a girl?
.......I found out she cheated on my ass, so I went to my x girlfirends house and fucked er. an hour later I let the girl suck me off without washin the dick and ballz - we then fucked, and after I said "how'd that taste". I then told her what I did and told her she was a whore and to kick rox...

immature, but fuck it i was like 20 when this went down. so the worst thing she's ever been told was "how'd that taste".
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I officially like this badass country hick.
 
I was going to post this up earlier, but have been wrestling with it.


I mean I was like 14 and she was too and this happened back in the late 1970's. I didn't even know her last name back then and I can't remember her first name now.

I haven't thought about this for like 30 some odd years. I guess the cemetery memory triggered this one since they were pretty close time wise.


Oh, what the hell. Here it is. I saved it in case I changed my mind.




God Damn you Chicken Fucker for making this thread!!!


I just remembered another incident from my childhood.




I was 14 and after I finished banging this girl she says to me in a soft voice while smiling, "You're bigger than my dad."

I asked if she meant that I was taller or more muscular. (I did kick box back then.) She said, "No, I mean your Dick is bigger."


WHAT THE FUCK?!! I was just STUNNED!!!




What the FUCK do you say to something like that?!! I mean I was 14 and she was like only the 5th girl I had ever laid.


I felt like shit!!

I wanted to try and help her, but she pleaded with me not to say or DO anything. I wanted to find him and pound him into the fucking ground!!

They moved like a week later and that was that.




Thanks CF.

Not!!!





So, I win the contest now right?





P.S. Holy Shit!!! She was on the rag too!!! What the hell is up with me and fucking chicks in my teens when they were on the rag!!


My dick must be a Vampire of sorts!!!!
 
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