You know, I wanna kill myself :(

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Keep your eyes on the dough

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"She made the site as an art project, figuring only some friends would see it because people usually aren't drawn to dramatic stories on the Internet"

uh. oooook.


See the comment by Colonel Mustard?

by Colonel Mustard at 03:17 PM on 02/13/08
"Hey everybody! Thanks for all of your advice and concern for my well-being, but I was really just making a mockery of the serious mental disease known as clinical depression! I hope you don't know anyone who ever killed themselves, because otherwise you might want to shoot me in the face right now! Well, it's back to brooding and acting like a snobbish, intellectual poseur for me. See you guys at the next Fall Out Boy concert!"

Seriously she should die in a cable modem fire.
 

Hahahaha!!

I second it!

Pray to the magical man in the sky... that will surely help you!

I think it was George Carlin that said something to the tune of...

God is perfect in every way, shape and form... except with money. Which is why he needs your donations. Yeah. Perfect in every way, except making money. God fell asleep during that day in class and it's been haunting him ever since.

So hey, killing yourself won't help anyone and neither will praying, because if God isn't perfect in generating cash, then no one is.

If you do decide to kill yourself, at least make sure you're an organ donor so that other people who would do anything to stay alive can at least benefit from you being a fucking crybaby.

Honestly though, if you're venting about this shit on a forum, for attention or help, you should probably quit now. This business is not a place for the poor to start and invest all of their cash that will automatically make them bank. It's a lot like gambling or any investment out there. ONLY RISK WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. Don't go spending the rent money on an Adwords campaign you fool!

This is why it's called investing/gambling and not WINNING.

I bet you'll think I sound harsh, but I'm just a realist. No sense in bitching and moaning when it will do nothing for ya except get people to point and laugh at you even more. Go cry to someone who cares. Or better yet, GO MAKE SOME MONEY. Don't know how? Need someone to hold your hand? You're bitching to the wronnnnnng fucking forum my friend.

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Hahahaha!!

I second it!

Pray to the magical man in the sky... that will surely help you!

I think it was George Carlin that said something to the tune of...

God is perfect in every way, shape and form... except with money. Which is why he needs your donations. Yeah. Perfect in every way, except making money. God fell asleep during that day in class and it's been haunting him ever since.

So hey, killing yourself won't help anyone and neither will praying, because if God isn't perfect in generating cash, then no one is.

Perhaps I should have spelled out what I was suggesting a bit better. Take a moment from work, say a prayer and get back to it. No one was suggesting the suicide girl kick up her feet, pray, and wait for shit to happen. It doesn't work like that, God or no God.

Jon makes a very good point. In this business you need money to make money, and if you aren't making any you'd be a fool to quit your job, or not have one.

BTW my God doesn't ask for money :D
 
Hahaha..

Prayer... hahahaha...

"I had no money and the rent was due... I prayed, and God dumped all these sweet green bills right inh my living room."

Being an atheist, just replace:

Take a moment from work, say a prayer and get back to it.

with

Take a moment from work, make a cup of tea and get back to it.
Take a moment from work, reflect on your goals and get back to it.
Take a moment from work, think about your personal values and get back to it.
Take a moment from work, plan on how to help your community with the money you make and get back to it.

or (actually mine):
Take a moment from work, plan the next steps towards world domination and get back to it.


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If you pray to anyone it should be to yourself. You should say "Dear Self, I'm the only one that can do anything about my own situation so please help me to stop making excuses and just fucking do it. Amen."
 
I started this shiz a couple of months ago and havn't profited yet... not close to giving up because I know this is going to make me a lot of money when I get it right, and at the moment I cant see myself doing anything else. Luckily I have cash to fund my fuckups.

Yes it is hard, yes it is frustrating.. I get fed up with too much competition in adwords so clicks cost too much, so you try long tail keywords and they get no traffic at all, then you try move to yahoo for cheaper clicks but end up with shitty conversion rates so at the end of the day you have lost money again and you're up piss creek. Just look forward to the day when it works...

When you're getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get a shitbat.
 
What's the point in giving up now? You've spent long enough figuring out the things that don't work, which is more than you knew when you first started :).

Oh yeh, suicide? Permanent solution to a temporary problem... and it definately won't make you any richer.
 
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