UN: My name.
Avatar: Me... walking on the beach... in a wetsuit... with a surfboard. Not sure if it was obvious to those that don't know what they're looking at to begin with.
I attained my dumbass display name when a friend randomly typed something in for me when he was showing me how to use irc. It stuck for some reason. It refects the anon nature of the web nicely too.
My avatar is a lil' photoshop creation of mine. Pictured is the greek god hermes with some added greek characters. Hermes is the god of knowledge so it fits on any forum.
name : a nickname i choosed when playing c&c online 8 years ago(i was 8 xd), and never wanted to change it anymore xd
avatar : i <3 cats and <3 leeching from sp xd:food-smiley-002:
name: my real name is Brandon, but a while back an Asian gardner called me Mr. Don...I guess thinking Bran was my first name and Don my last. It actually sounded more like "Meeesta Don"