Your Most Ridiculous Purchase

I bought a house in the suburbs with a chick I wasn't married to, far and away the stupidest purchase I ever made, luckily I sold it just before the real estate bubble burst and I didn't have to looking on eHow.com for how to get away with arson. The chick got booted too.
 


420$,

All my Christmas and birthday money combined!

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I know a lot of people would consider it ridiculous (except maybe ryan eagle) but i copped some gucci shoes for $650, a burberry t-shirt for $150 and a louis v duffle bag for $1450 jus this past weekend.

Needed something to go with the new $40k is350 sittin in the driveway :D
 
I know a lot of people would consider it ridiculous (except maybe ryan eagle) but i copped some gucci shoes for $650, a burberry t-shirt for $150 and a louis v duffle bag for $1450 jus this past weekend.

Needed something to go with the new $40k is350 sittin in the driveway :D

I have a lV wallet in both black and original print, not sure I'd ever get a duffle bag unless it's in their black print though.

It's not ridiculous at all - some guys pay 4k for some pinball machine and some guys like spending money on clothes. Just about priorities and lifestyle.

Probably the most ridiculous thing I spent money on was taking my ex-girlfriend to Maui last August. We both have iPhones, no cases or anything, and on the second day she picked up my phone by mistake and went to the call log to call her friend (who was also in Maui on her honey-moon) and it was my phone. And she saw my girlfriend (before her) had called the day before we left.

And she just called to tell me her little sister who has downs syndrome (who I grew very close to because Emily went daily to visit her sister at her parent's house and I went at least a few times a week as well when we dated) was in the hospital and would like a visit from me which I did the night before I flew to Maui.

But she didn't care about that and assumed I was cheating on her and weaved this whole tale of my romantic escapades. So we broke up. And it was an incredibly awkward/bitter 7 days.

Big waste of money. Don't take bitches on trips.
 

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I bought a personal AC unit that goes on your neck from Sharper Image when I was in middle school and was flush with a little internet monies.

Probably the stupidest and most worthless thing I've ever bought.
 
Rented this for my wedding day

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I knew giving my girl a credit card would be a bad idea. $25,000 for exclusive use 1 day. :eek7:

Oh snap, this would make a great scene for that "Time for Punishment" porn series.. Haha
 
$16k for my German Shepherd would probably top my list. She was trained in Slovakia for 15 months to be in either law enforcement or personal protection before being moved here for another 9 months of training.

She is pretty badass and I spend 24 hours a day with her, but still, definitely my biggest wtf purchase.

I was able to write off everything as a business expense though since she is my "security system" so over her life it might work out ok as far as price.

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paid £72 ($100ish) for super mario world back in the 90's it was on grey import and pretty much ruined any chance i had of loosing my virginity until I was 21 lol!
 
Nothing to crazy. I did buy my wife 2 juicy couture bags so far this year. I need to get more creative with my gifts. Aldo she doesn't mind.
 
Spent $2,500 in strippers at Spearmint Rhino ASW 2009. Won like $7k gambling that day and was drunk.

got that rhino sum beat at my first asw with victor and johnu and a couple others, jesus man i spent so much moeny and I got fucked but I didn't get laid.
 
my craziest was when I went to monaco after london adtech. Took the eurostar train to paris and got cheap seats with 3 other friends but stopped in the first class cabin guy said we had cheap seats I throw down like 400 euro to upgrade all of us but we were so drunk. We get to paris and crazy idea lets go to monaco so off we go. We get to monaco and we all are still wearing jeans from london since it was a little chilly fucking monaco was 85 degrees. So we all go to buy shorts cheapest place is this swimwear company I paid fucking 300 euros for swim trunks, 1 euro was 1.50 us at the time.
 
my craziest was when I went to monaco after london adtech. Took the eurostar train to paris and got cheap seats with 3 other friends but stopped in the first class cabin guy said we had cheap seats I throw down like 400 euro to upgrade all of us but we were so drunk. We get to paris and crazy idea lets go to monaco so off we go. We get to monaco and we all are still wearing jeans from london since it was a little chilly fucking monaco was 85 degrees. So we all go to buy shorts cheapest place is this swimwear company I paid fucking 300 euros for swim trunks, 1 euro was 1.50 us at the time.

Couldn't you just swim in your boxers? Metrosexual fuck!
 
$5,000 for VIP concert tickets for me and some friends last summer (Totally worth it)

$1300 on one order of Cuban Cigars (once again totally worth it)